This site moves slower than my plumbing system after a spirited evening at P.F. Changs, but trust me... it's worth the wait to see Becky pulling off my patented all-night blowout maneuver. Also created after a spirited evening at P.F. Changs.
Not really sure what the fuck is going on here tbh. The body just got into college, but the face has been paying trailer park lot fees since the 80's. A.I. please help.
I don't know when the Gabbie Carter redemption arch started, but I'm all for it. Those early videos of hers were truly historical moments for me and my special edition bugle boy cutoffs, so lets soak this in before gravity calls for the rematch.
Great body. Exotic look. Even has the courtesy to scrub daddy her dirty walnut before doing the coney island cha cha. Now you know why wedding rings exist.
"When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool out of you. Even after you've taken so much collateral damage from jumping into unsolicited orgies, it's pushed your eyes further apart than the little mermaid” — Joan Rivers
Always found it weird to mix indoor snorkeling with attempting to orgasm. Of all the extra curricular activities you can collaborate with, I would expect something more wholesome. Like wearing VR goggles. Or reverse tugbombing for example.
Skylar Valentine. Standing at a legitimate 4'7, she may be the only girl that can rim you without having to bend the knee. Daenerys Targaryen might consider that an act of disrespect. Everyone else considers it perfect side-chick material.
A rousing assembly of women that don't believe the sex is over until their lower half is officially dripping more bell pepper chutney than a soup kitchen in Mumbai. And just like exposing yourself to Indian cuisine, someone's leaving skidmarked.
See? Not every post here has to be about unsuitable bodily penetrations and the Montana residents that love them. Sometimes u gotta slow down and appreciate a girl that would charge $199.99 to drop ship you her fart jars. Ask me how I know.
I'll save you the degenerates from having to Columbo on this one. She's Light Fairy. Sounds like the star of a backyard Legend of Zelda porn parody. And much like your first time fighting Shadow Link in Z2, asses will be thoroughly fucked.
Let me tell you something about college campuses and the porn industry in the early 2000's/GGW era; It was the ECW of fornication. No rules, always had rabid audiences & going home with someone elses blood on you was a badge of honor.
For them, it's about breaking societal norms. Conquer that art form and nothing shall come between ur tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or four.
I want you to take a good long look at that weapon of mass destruction. With those dimensions you would think his question mark lookin ass would be too busy fighting Peter Pan instead of driving the female community to abstinence.
Can you believe we've reached this point? Where these day-1 creators go to the extreme lengths of pumping their gashes full of synthetic sea lotion to bait views? Maybe try out the Vietnam Hand Grenade next time. Authenticity is important.
Krystal Boyd for the uncultured swine out there. She was the poster girl for Euro trip rectal tearing anonymous orgy fantasy porn during the Internet's renaissance phase. And may have single-handley turned Kleenex into a billion dollar company.
Abhorrent use of gas station boner sauce, a storyline that doesn't care about writers strikes and wallpaper only a Babushka could love. If this doesn't at least get nominated for this years Grammy Emmy Oscar awards, I'll be left in shambles.
Promise a future of earning $40 and all that "i'm waiting for marriage" talk fades. That's what we all want to see in the end: A confident girl that can beat the odds.
