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  • She's gone bro...

    Harmony Wonder takes her satchel of uncured meat on the kind of adventure Netflix is probably going to launch a 10 episode series about in the near future.

    Date: 02/02/24 Views: 224,653 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Making This Public Was A Mistake

    Billy saved all of his birthday nickles for his favorite street performer... only to be left at half mast and dryer than an asshole full of sand paper. The dream is dead.

    Date: 02/01/24 Views: 139,008 Category: Derp

  • Literally For The Streets

    The Sasha Grey tag under this video made me think we were about to uncover something never seen before. Instead I was greeted with the kind of silicone tit job you can only get from a New Jersey deli butcher, and her merely spectating.

    Date: 01/31/24 Views: 185,451 Category: Busted

  • Giving Freebies To Strangers [wtf?]

    Still only the second strangest thing I've seen in a Del Taco parking lot after dark.

    Date: 01/31/24 Views: 185,003 Category: Slutty

  • Instagram, You're Pushing It

    In a sea of Instagram fueled BBL copycat creatures slowly merging into some sort of SIMP-fueled Voltron monster, emerges something out of Brazil that won't eject your brain for looking at it the wrong way. Now all hail Theodora Moutinho.

    Date: 01/30/24 Views: 222,519 Category: Hot

  • The Party Starter

    Eye-rolling hotdog acrobat takes her show on the road. Sometimes it's on her uncles faux leather seats. Other times it's to channel her inner leather face. Whoever told you romance is dead was obviously lying to your fuckin face.

    Date: 01/29/24 Views: 97,811 Category: Slutty

  • Cucking Ends Marriage?

    It may not be explicitly written, but there's only one translation for that body language. And it lives somewhere in between "I need to pay my taxes" and "$1 dollar pizza slices make me shit blood". Just three of life's little guarantees.

    Date: 01/28/24 Views: 308,507 Category: Cuck

  • #injected

    Getting blown out within shouting distance of your HOA'd neighbors is a pretty bold move. Honestly, it's one of superiority. Nancy and her 13 cats will most definitely think twice about filing a noise complaint at the next board meeting.

    Date: 01/27/24 Views: 265,928 Category: Beefy

  • Dorm Room Dominance

    Some say it's a moment in history akin to the wild west, and boy did every liberal arts student under 200lbs take full advantage of it. You might get the smell of Drakkar Noir and Natty Ice out of those walls, but... the stories. Those are forever.

    Date: 01/26/24 Views: 211,733 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Your Wife is Cheating on You

    The true downside of marrying prostitutes from russiabride.com? Every wiener in a three-mile radius is using your 9-5 to unload some nut sac gazpacho on your significant other And don't even get me started on the ridiculous storage fees.

    Date: 01/25/24 Views: 159,376 Category: Busted

  • "oops the condom broke lol"

    Everything about that statement is true, except the "oops" part. Something tells me 'ole carrot top here has sabotaged these sweatshop dick ponchos before...

    Date: 01/24/24 Views: 172,973 Category: Fail

  • MILF Changes Virgin's Life

    Stewart's Bellsprout evolved into Victreebel.

    Date: 01/23/24 Views: 217,607 Category: Surprise

  • He Actually Went Bareback?!

    Sometimes I think about the amount of guttural toxic waste this man has used his dipstick to measure without protective gear. There's no way he's still alive.

    Date: 01/22/24 Views: 218,577 Category: Hookers

  • Hot Girls [do] Have Limits

    Pristine box proportions. Hooked up with Tiger Wood's Caddy, and is easily a 10/10 on the "dude i would literally crawl through barb wire just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie" scale. It's highly recommended you watch this one twice.

    Date: 01/21/24 Views: 217,623 Category: Hot

  • You Aren't Ready

    That same threat goes for gravity, and Pakistani spandex.

    Date: 01/20/24 Views: 224,795 Category: Impressive

  • Average College Activities

    ☑ Spectator(s) filming
    ☑ Goblin mode is activated
    ☑ The aroma of Walmart daiquiris
    ☑ 2-year associates degree earned in 8

    Date: 01/19/24 Views: 208,187 Category: Beefy

  • Crying Didn't Stop Them

    goblin mode; the behavior of someone who wants to feel comfortable doing whatever they want, not caring about trying to be clean, healthy, attractive or about impressing other people. [PART I]

    Date: 01/19/24 Views: 425,605 Category: Anal

  • Party's Over: TOO MUCH DICK

    ya dun cucked up now

    Date: 01/17/24 Views: 234,477 Category: Cuck

  • Impregnating A 19 Year Old

    Dude's firing all kinds of sour cream like he's emptying a Chipotle gift card. But the target? If the original title is true, then history suggests her post-nut waddle to the toilet will be turned into some sort of TikTok dance over the next 3-7 days.

    Date: 01/16/24 Views: 324,451 Category: Teen (18+)

  • He Only Has 1 Speed

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    Date: 01/15/24 Views: 193,561 Category: Anal