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  • If this is fucking real... then WOW

    Normally this kind of attempt at public depravity would be immediately thrown into the compost pile for wasting our time. But I'm told this lunatic is legit, and has a history of freebasing randoms along her journey. Big rofl @ the 1:33 mark.

    Date: 12/13/22 Category: Slutty

  • Welcome to the Trap House

    "I'll tell ya one thing about my personal life that I've never told before. I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos. And I think that ought to count. I think that ought to go in your record as a positive achievement." - George Carlin

    Date: 12/12/22 Category: Compilations

  • This Actually Happens?

    Potato quality footage, daytime gallery shoppers and talks of a Sloppy Benjamin - I'll admit, they had me in the first half. Then I realized she's pornstar Kristy Black.

    Date: 12/10/22 Category: Public

  • We Call this "Collateral Damage"

    Somewhere out there is a Houstan Texans fan that thinks this is real.

    Date: 12/08/22 Category: WAT

  • "I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/05/22 Category: Derp

  • Caught in A Coworker

    First and last time I expect to see a guy in overalls scoring above his pay grade.

    Date: 12/03/22 Category: Busted

  • Almost Lost Control haha

    ☑ Balls deep connoisseur
    ☑ Doesn't know the words "i quit"
    ☑ Believes in naturally sourced protein
    ☑ Worth proposing to on the 3rd date at Wendy's

    Date: 12/02/22 Category: Impressive

  • Over the Edge

    Only the real ones will remember when this cockamanie goof getting sent to Fuck Town USA was pretty much the most watched porn video in the world. It didn't matter what site you dedicated your cum sock to, it was there. For eternity.

    Date: 12/02/22 Category: Vintage

  • The Life of a King

    Imagine documenting last nights Smirnoff-inspired gangbang and going viral in two completely different ways at the same time. #herpes #snapchat #effecient

    Date: 12/01/22 Category: Hot

  • Surviving a Titan

    Play this in the background and let the inspiration flow through you.

    Date: 11/30/22 Category: Beefy

  • "here's your tip"

    Protip for my ever-evolving female viewer base: If you ever find yourself in this situation, make sure you order the blooming onion first. Outback servers tend to frown upon this kind of behavior out of the gate. Don't ask me how I know.

    Date: 11/28/22 Category: Slutty

  • A Different Kind of Hug

    If you're into the kind of erotica that reminds you of the black market for hackey sacks and burned Blink 182 CD's, you should probably throw them a few bucks.

    Date: 11/25/22 Category: Hot

  • There's Simply No Excuse For This

    I'll admit that last clip might be enough to ruin your holiday feast later today. But it's Thanksgiving and you probably need something to talk to grandma about before the sweet potatoes hit the table. You should be thanking me, Mortimer.

    Date: 11/24/22 Category: WTF

  • Punishing a Cheater

    Yeah okay buddy. This part time slam pig is about as much a cheater as I am an advocate for veganism. (hint: there's only 1 green in my house and it says Fruit of the Loom on it) Now call mom and let her know I finally recognized your work.

    Date: 11/22/22 Category: Anal

  • Take a Number

    Just what in the fuck is actually going on here? Is she green screening her husband with 5 overlays to make it look like the local janitor union is lining up to get their own serving of anal crabs to go? We've reached the peak of technology.

    Date: 11/18/22 Category: MILF

  • When Autists Make a Sex Tape

    "the girl is a fucking lunatic but at least i know she wasn't acting"

    Date: 11/17/22 Category: Derp

  • "discipline me!"

    Nearly 20-years-old and still doesn't know how to speak coherently. But what she lacks in basic motor function, she makes up for in grade-A prime meats. i'm sold

    Date: 11/16/22 Category: Hot

  • Before they Destroyed Her

    Just remembering when Gabbie Carter was the Internet's most wanted. Now, the amount of early aging porn causes has come into question again. [2019] [2021 ] inb4 we witness a union that classifies rectal trauma as a benefits package?

    Date: 11/12/22 Category: Hot

  • Hypnotized by 8-inch Penis

    It seems a 2-pack of Bud Light turns you into the Gandolf of parking lot pussy pickups... and today his teachings are all free of charge. Practice what you see here and I promise those, size-11 Tinder girls will never "LMAO" at you again.

    Date: 11/08/22 Category: Public