Those deflated pigskins look pretty rough for a 20-something year old and the rest of her collection screams Double Wide Pride. Free tip m'lady; Spend less money on the "I NEED CUM" rubber stamps, and more on a fucking vacuum.
You may not like it, but this is happening behind every deep fryer across the fast food chains of America. Having personally worked at Wendy's for 1.5 hours of my previous life, mark my words; Don't order the chili. And don't go to Wendy's.
Vids like these are hard to find without buying a season pass to Sea World first, so consider yourself lucky. Both for getting to watch it and for not having to be the one to explain the mysterious Newport-infused stains on mom's new comforter.
25° west deviation on a guy that needs all of his Levi's custom tailored? Maybe going into this battle unarmed wasn't the noble move you originally thought...
2:20 mark for this one. Bobby Lee drops 6 years worth of Steam Gift cards on one of the businesses top prospects, only to be met with the same kind of disgust I get when trying to pay for sex with nickles. I'm sorry I thought this was America?
Bareback swapping with the bros, and not a single incoherent "fr fr" or "no cap" mumbled out of her mouth during the entire vid. That's a win by 2023 standard.
I don't know wtf genre these 2 are going for, but brain-deprived Twitch streamer doesn't exactly get the mushroom growing imo. More [here] if that's your thing.
Zero evidence of her calcium levels, but judging by this performance one must assume they are in tip top shape. It's kind of a stark contrast for this website, considering the skeleton videos they normally post end in a very different way.
Attend a budget bachelor party in Las Vegas on any given Friday, and you're sure to end up touchin tips with a girl that dispenses more threatening fluids than a Mountain Dew vending machine. And today my friends, there is no exception.
This one's been around a while, but I still say it's legit. If I learned anything from my Grandpappy, it was his knowledge of middle-aged white women from the pacific northwest and their ruthless appetite for unannounced street meat.
Is there some sort of correlation between 'popular simp army of girls' and sex acts less interesting than Harrison Ford getting 15 unsupervised minutes with a garden gnome? These hype machines never seem to deliver. Someone prove me wrong?
Of all the reasons to leave Avatar 2 with a swamped ass, this was last on my list. Now have some respect and keep this shit in whatever theater M3GAN is playing.
Linking this for the comment section below. Check out the ongoing meltdown e-fight she's having with other users. Something about a girl Internet screaming "YOURE IDIOT!" at "Mrhugec0ck" really drives home the authenticity for me.
The narration is def. bullshit trying to scam you. The prequel to a Manchurian Gas Mask that follows however, is real. So go ahead and consider this a bipartisan fap.
