She may come up short on words, but those facial expressions definitely tell a story. Specifically "yup, this is my life now", "i hope i get Instagram followers" and my personal favorite: "do i rly fuck like a piece of expired celery?" P.S. NICE ASS
It's still 2020. If you don't believe this power would eventually be used to drive at least one golf cart up the rectal cavity of a Door Dash driver, then you just aren't paying attention man. So enjoy it now, while you can cum without permission.
I'm not totally sure what the fuck is going on around the 1:10 mark... and I'm not sure I want to know what zoo she needs to be returned to before sunrise. #russia
Do I believe she faked being sick just so she could OnlyFans her asshole into a hospital bed for 44 seconds of Internet clout? Yes. Welcome to the year 2020.
The downside of adopting an all-kale diet and moderating Reddit forums? Every uterus in your rolodex gets socialized like Chinese healthcare. And don't even get me started on the amount of Amibos you have to stock up on to stay relevant.
As fate would have it, combining the genetics of a 1st-world pornstar and modern technology yields impressive results. Now if you'll excuse me I have to take a 7-second jump roping class and gouge my fucking eyes out with a melon baller.
She goes by the name siswet19 - but I prefer the moniker "bottomless pit". srsly if you'veseen the mother fucking things I've seen man, you'd totally understand.
Call him what you will: Pierre, The Machine, King Human Enema Conglomerate France Division - Just don't call him coherent. Seriously though - what the fuck language do I pick on Google to translate this assault of word diarrhea salad?
Some of these clips are pretty dated. Others aren't. But all are certain to increase blood pressure to your bearded war hammer in a timely fashion. I guarantee it.
It's like a super hip mom that totally supports her daughter getting rim-blasted by guys named after sports cars got an unlimited data plan and couldn't wait to show it off. Karen of the Kum world if you will. TY for listening to my cunTED talk.
If we could go ahead and get an ID on her, that would be fantastic. Try to time it around the Black Friday sales on 10-packs of tube socks if possible. Appreciate it.
Piping has few rules: 1) Look as little like Harvey Weinstein as possible 2) Stamina and 3) Keep an erection harder than a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup. Not a difficult list, but this Khokhol is challenging at least two items today. GG NO RE
hmm, I'm starting to think these TikTok petri dishes are releasing this content on purpose in order to achieve some sort of monetary gain through social media...
The Uterus: Some men never experience contact with it. Others, try to plow their way through like their speed-running a marathon of Dig Dug games. And judging by this chicks' reaction: Our dude has an established Twitch channel somewhere.
It's more of a translation thing than a cognitive speech disorder. But I'm not ruling out how much brain damage taking that many direct hits to the sphincter can do.
Unfortunately shes probably only sexually attracted to guys hung like a snap peas & softer than dudes selling lattes at a feminist rally. Eight Words: The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Buy 2 copies to fully understand my genius.
