Rarely do I say this... but she is 1 crotch hair away from a Burger King Breakfast Bowl on my dime. Unfortunately my potato spud wouldn't make it past stroke 4.
Contrary to appearance, churning the cornhole cavern won't result in receiving a large order of spicy chicken nuggets. Proving yet again that you shouldn't believe stereotypes. It just leads to disappointment. And the faint aroma of burned metal.
I dunno man... this seems pretty predictable outcome to me. Shes got the tolerance of tungsten steel and these prick jobs are more annoying than a checkmarked Twitter account. Low effort fraud should have been expected.
Looks like classic #stoya content, but I could be wrong. The cucked out army of millennials that have mainstreamed this behavior always makes you wonder...
hmm I bet she hasn't felt this kind of satisfaction since going lvl 99 Karen at the McDonald's drive-thru and actually getting that 2nd dipping sauce on the house.
Up and cummer Isla Summer has her spotlight taken away by a guy that sounds like he knows the birthday of every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I don't approve.
It's been a minute since amateur porn had some drama. Meet DollsCult. A trio of Italian incest freaks that watched one too many episodes of Metaloclypse and started getting death threats for wiping their genitals all over the family tree lol
Before today there were two things I was totally certain of. 1) West Virginia is the unwashed crotch of the US of A. And 2) $47.00 doesn't get you anywhere in Russia. I've been proved wrong once today, but there will be no duplication.
This isn't just any old deviant pretending to get crotch lice at the carnival. And it may very well be the first documented swinger cuckolding. In other words: The only way Pavol is getting pussy juice on his face today is if he starts crying.
Short collection of those tissue-ripping videos you come across at 2:00 in the morning in the middle of a Dr Pepper-fueled jackoff marathon, only to never be seen again when you actually go looking for them on purpose. #tipofmypenis
Imagine being 18-years-old again and feverishly finding new ways to get attention on you. Now combine that with thrift clothing stores and unlimited data plans.
Those deflated pigskins look pretty raw for a 22-year-old. 0:30 secs in she says her goal is to 'make it in the adult industry'. Lady, unless you're talking about fluffing, that journey ends today. Points for bringing Moesha for the ride tho.
Here is one of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate folktale filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Read the full history HERE. Fap one more time HERE.
Is it real? Is it fake? Nobody truly knows when the video originates in the land of communist coochi. Not only that, but expect your primal curiosity in traditional wallpaper to be tripled at a minimum before this is over. Today is a learning day.
Everyone else is talkin about stimulus checks and economic downfall, and I'm just waitin for girls to start masturbating in the middle of Target again. #oldfashioned
See that smile? That's the smile of a man that just realized there's more to life than Mountain Dew Code Red and referring to his Modern Warfare acquaintances as African Americans over Xbox Live. Quarantine has bonded us with the planet.
Show me a woman that puts this much effort into her homemade skin flicks, and I'll show you the kind of divorced mother of three I want Dr. Phil to dedicate an entire episode to. Cash me outside the 7-11 begging for Slim Jims, how bout dat?
Amateur Meme Porn: Sometimes it's about as exciting as an audio book of Ted Cruz customizing a value meal at Burger King. But throw in a girl with 2 moms and pays her vagisil bill with Venmo tips, and suddenly you got faps for days.
