Hopefully it's not the one smearing hepatitis all over auntie chaachee's uncovered floral print at [1:55]. That would just be embarrassing... and frankly, unforgivable.
Gotta be honest, that thumb doesn't really convey the 3 cheese alfredo injection that ultimate happens at the end of this nine minute yawn. For some reason I expected more out of a girl that looks like Buc-ee's is her favorite restaurant.
Could be [-Riley Star-] Could be the girl that short changed ur tator tots outside a dragstrip in the summer of '89. Annnd fuck you too Bobby-Lynn Danny Joe Frank.
uhh I'm starting to notice a trend with these PornForce videos. 1. Sign a girl that weighs less than a bag of Idaho baked potatoes. 2. Bash the cervix. 3. Choose a thumbnail that fully captures the moment they actually shit themselves. I dig it.
Probably just another one of those groundbreakers that stage their room to look like the most unsuspecting place to swing some sausage, then places the camera in one fixed position to really drive in that boomer traffic to their OnlyFarmers.
That's definitely the face of a girl that has traded oral sex for a combo meal at Burger King more than once in her life. So, with absolutely zero evidence at my disposal I'm gonna go ahead and label this as authentic. Go with the fantasy.
One day I'm gonna edit some home videos into this series. A night behind Tim Hortons comes to mind. She had the kinda lips that swung around like a basset hound's ears during a tropical storm. I never looked at recycling the same again.
A penis that probably needs it's own life boat, and an insanely high tolerance for pain. If there ever was an instructional video on why to lock the fucking door in public places, I'd declare these two just laid the groundwork for a mf'n sequel.
You would think one day in the future a video of your significant other being railroaded in the shallow end of a pool human sized petri dish would return to haunt you. And if u do, u'd be right. She'll never show her face in Walmart again.
Took a minute, but that's the same girl from clout delivery guy video. I recognize that copy/paste build-a-bear tiktoker paint by numbers fashion sense anywhere.
I'm positive this is the same woman that keeps invading my Instagram feed with videos about having squirrels up her ass, or publicly shaming herself over having the vaginal odor of a Sudanese outhouse. So... it was advertising for this? I guess?
From this angle it looks like the kind of video set up by a guy 1 bent rare Pokemon card away from having a complete nervous breakdown. Lesson learned... I guess?
Sleep on xhamster comments and you miss gems like this: "Pplummer69: Done this a good bit myself with homeless girls living in buildings here in town fucked and used them real good for just a few $$$. I live in Johnstown Pennsylvania"
500 pesos spent on a gUrLz tRiP... only to end up getting swarmed by the local freelance gynecologist. Something about the return on investment seems fucky.
Turns out 67,000 incestuous porn videos may have lied to us after all. Dare to make contact with your bloodline after the sun goes down in rural Alabama and this might be the Tales From the Crypt Halloween Special you walk in on. wut?
I have absolutely no way to prove that title... but it could be legit. This wouldn't be the 1st time a man agreed to sample some salami in exchange for living rent free.
