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  • Wife Made Her Choice [rekt]

    Karen McGoonerson is presented a with a choice: Dance with the mayonnaise maraca she's been married to for the past 4 years, or gallop with the chocolate clydesdale. Do you really have to guess how this one is gonna end? [painfully]

    Date: 01/19/26 Category: Cuck

  • Shouldn't Have Fucked Around

    Said thumbnail is at the 1:35 mark. Honestly it's not very eventful. But for a split second during Sandy's post-ass whooping call for a time out, she looks like Clint Eastwood with long hair and double-D tits. It's kinda erotic when u think about it.

    Date: 09/21/25 Category: Assholes

  • Surviving A Threesome

    1 part hypebeast, 19 parts herpes simplex two. Surely my user base doesn't need a PSA on the reasons not to raw dog a girl that considers Fruit Stripe gum a luxury item. But just in case I've given too much credence, do not try this one at home.

    Date: 12/22/25 Category: Alphas

  • 19 YO Moment of Truth

    Date: 08/07/25 Category: Public

  • "take turns on my wife"

    Haven't seen that kind of disorientation in a white girl's eyes since Starbucks offered 2x points on a non-holiday. And much like inhaling $18.00 worth of overcooked coffee beans, a price will be paid for slingin that thing around.

    Date: 10/30/25 Category: Cuck

  • Finally Caught His Sister

    Looks like the kind of video set up by a guy one anime character re-voicing away from a total nervous breakdown. Lesson learned I guess? Never trust the AirBNB advertisement with the words "my mom only works nightshift" in the fine print.

    Date: 11/30/25 Category: Freaks

  • 97lbs Of WTF

    We haven't seen much studio content out of this Webster-defined midget recently. Someone should probably message her and find out why. [it's OF]

    Date: 01/21/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Katy Perry's Pussy

    Almost as sickening as men that wear dress shoes without socks.

    Date: 10/27/25 Category: Celebrities

  • Wrong Girl, Wrong Time

    30 secs in and 2 things have become apparent: 1) I've been grossly mislead about Nebraska's tourism attractions. And 2) at least 50% of the people in comments below this have ejaculated to fully clothed women in the Nordstrom catalogue.

    Date: 12/02/25 Category: Busted

  • Bait And Switched

    Classic case of overconfidence. If only she put as much research into this man's business model as she did into Instagram's "fix my tits" filters, then maybe all of this could have been avoided. Ah well. Live, learn & never trust ads on Craigslist.

    Date: 08/30/25 Category: LMAO

  • Incredible Tits, Zero Skills

    Maybe zero is a harsh criticism. We all have to start somewhere. It's just that most recipients of the Gawkoluxious 3000 would prefer making it out of the tutorial 1st.

    Date: 09/12/25 Category: Derp

  • Anal -> Exchange Student

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    Date: 12/30/25 Category: Anal

  • Unexpected Creampie = LOL

    Just when you think it's safe to trust again, some vagabond goes and makes unannounced deposits in your sausage mitten. Was it worth the beating Vladimir?

    Date: 11/05/25 Category: Assholes

  • A REAL Girl-Next-Door

    Guerilla Tesla advertising is getting creative.

    Date: 11/26/25 Category: Hot

  • He Stuck It In Crazy

    Seems like a nice girl. The type that'd throw herself in front of a train if u missed a text or cheat because a piece of amethyst told her to. But her enthusiasm? I've seen happier faces cleaning the handicap toilets at Renaissance Fairs. Pass.

    Date: 10/19/25 Category: Derp

  • 19 And RAW

    brass ring = grabbed

    Date: 01/09/26 Category: Busted

  • "i waited until marriage"

    Cute title. It's just that I'd be more inclined to believe it if your speedrun to adult diapers wasn't the 1st thing you decided to share with the world. #thisgirlsaphony

    Date: 09/28/25 Category: Anal

  • Almost Girlfriend Material

    Imagine thinking marriage is an option in 2025.

    Date: 11/21/25 Category: Hot

  • 87lb Girl Tries Anal

    Less meat on her bones than a vegan dinner plate. So I guess we should all be surprised that she not only survived the assault on her cinnamon monkey biscuit without breaking a bone - but enjoyed the entire ordeal as well. That's a keeper.

    Date: 10/13/25 Category: Anal

  • Mom's A Savage

    The amount of middle-aged women trying to relive their glory days of slobbering dong adjacent to marked down summer fashion pieces, is way too damn high.

    Date: 11/01/25 Category: MILF

  • Broke A Model

    I get the "i gOtTa MaKe SuRe tHe ThUmbNaiL hAs tO lOoK LiKe i hAvE BRaIn dAmaGe" bullshit, but could you have spared us the fucking HVAC tape across her mouth? I'd like to keep my erection as far away from Home Depot as possible.

    Date: 01/13/26 Category: Rekt

  • "bring a friend" he said

    It's not about the money. It's about sending an STD.

    Date: 01/07/26 Category: Slutty

  • 18 Year Old In A Van

    "you get the best barrels ever dude it's just like you pull in and you just get spit right out of 'em and you just drop in and you jus' smack lip WAPAH y'drop down s'na BAH and then after that you just drop in just ride the barrel and get pitted."

    Date: 12/09/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Wrecked In 4 Minutes

    The language barrier stops me from knowing what was said right at the 8:32 mark. But if her facial expression is any indication it had something to do with power tools & him not getting home alive. Many such cases in the Baltic regions.

    Date: 09/20/25 Category: Hot

  • Just Scroll To 11:20

    Date: 10/04/25 Category: WTF

  • Wake And Baked

    [more] [julie jess] [here]

    Date: 10/10/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Hottest Girl on The Internet?

    If you want attention in 2025, it's gonna take a lot more than hangin brain in the checkout line at Hot Topic. So take notes ladies, because it's this kind of work ethic that springboards you from "girl friend" to "girl wife". Respectfully of course.

    Date: 08/13/25 Category: Impressive

  • "no fuckin condoms"

    Not rly surprising from a girl that willingly chose the alias [shrOOms Q]. Moon lettuce & it's sibling psychedelics have led to many unscrupulous hole invasions.

    Date: 10/11/25 Category: Hot

  • Yeah, That's Weird

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    Date: 11/29/25 Category: Public

  • “anal isn't cheating"

    Honestly it makes sense. If infidelity was judged on the widening of your rectal cavity, then every man thats peaked their curiosity at chipotle is a serial cheater.

    Date: 08/31/25 Category: Big Dicks