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  • Surviving A Threesome

    1 part hypebeast, 19 parts herpes simplex two. Surely my user base doesn't need a PSA on the reasons not to raw dog a girl that considers Fruit Stripe gum a luxury item. But just in case I've given too much credence, do not try this one at home.

    Date: 12/22/25 Category: Alphas

  • Real Fuckin' Daddy Issues

    What drives a mild-mannered college girl to abandon education and pursue a profession of having her insides prepped like a Thanksgiving turkey? Vapes? The zyns? Letting Katy Perry continue to make music? We may never know. [more]

    Date: 11/13/25 Category: Beefy

  • 9 Inch Nightmare

    When you're waving around an object commonly mistaken for a Japanese culinary tool, it's gotta be hard to find willing recipients/casualty. So give it up for Becky Wonderpuss, who know now hears an echo with every footstep she takes.

    Date: 09/24/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • "Girlfriend Sharing" Is A Trend?

    Maybe the addiction to vaping and Minecraft isn't so bad after all...

    Date: 11/04/25 Category: Cuck

  • Do You See It?

    Pay attention to how "she" goes full Chernobyl centaur at the .03 second mark. Then remember that at least half of Instagram users will think this is real, start flirting with it in broken English and try sending it money. half. We're fucked.

    Date: 11/16/25 Category: WTF

  • Guess The Twitch Streamer

    I remember when couples would upload their finest Nokia flip vids onto websites that couldn't get cleared for an SSL certificate. So trust when I say having more flash tattoos than visible skin is a bit distracting from the story ur trying to tsell.

    Date: 09/25/25 Category: WAT

  • Best FWB In Virginia

    ☑ Owns her double-wide
    ☑ Geeked off a Natty Ice XL
    ☑ Minimal Marlboro Red aroma
    Literally undefeated in this zip code

    Date: 01/13/26 Category: Alphas

  • Almost Girlfriend Material

    Imagine thinking marriage is an option in 2025.

    Date: 11/21/25 Category: Hot

  • Fearless 19YO

    The self-proclaimed [south cutie super soaker] rides again.

    Date: 07/24/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Was It Worth It?!

    6:10 mark. lmao

    Date: 10/29/25 Category: Public

  • Fucking Weirdos

    Date: 01/02/26 Category: WTF

  • Cheating With... WHO?!

    Easily the most deplorable attempt at infidelity to ever grace my 11" Amiga computer monitor [this week]. And that's coming from a human being who's seen more than 23 consecutive mins of an Dwayne Johnson movie. My opinion counts.

    Date: 08/08/25 Category: Amateur

  • Alabama Is Dangerous

    Just what the fuck was going on in 2006? Looks like someone with a gestapo fetish and a sizable bankroll started to bring his fever dream Lexapro overdose fantasy to life. Today's delusion? A possible look at UBER in it's group test phase.

    Date: 10/02/25 Category: Assholes

  • but... why?

    For these philanthropists, it's about breaking down societal norms and giving back to the community. Jump that hurdle and nothing will come between your side piece and legendary status. Save for a pair of Joseppi's tube socks or two...

    Date: 12/31/25 Category: Assholes

  • Did You Lose A Bet?

    Short answer? Yes
    Shorter answer? Still yes

    Date: 09/26/25 Category: WTF

  • Someone Found Her

    Date: 11/20/25 Category: Amateur

  • "i waited until marriage"

    Cute title. It's just that I'd be more inclined to believe it if your speedrun to adult diapers wasn't the 1st thing you decided to share with the world. #thisgirlsaphony

    Date: 09/28/25 Category: Anal

  • "did u just nut in me?!"

    The real hero of today's adventure should be whatever surgeon sews that bag of expired beef back together in the last clip. It seems learning how to be a boxer through YouTube videos with a language barrier has consequences. More [here]

    Date: 11/25/25 Category: Derp

  • Coworker DGAF

    If we can go ahead & keep your fucking cuck larp fan fiction title crawl Microsoft word art caption spam off the videos in the future, that would be great. Both George Lucas and Sid Farkus will be contacted next time you cross this line bud.

    Date: 12/26/25 Category: Amateur

  • Katy Perry's Pussy

    Almost as sickening as men that wear dress shoes without socks.

    Date: 10/27/25 Category: Celebrities

  • 100% Disrespectful Behavior

    If I remember correctly she was a 1 and done. Which is unfortunate, because she had the face/rectal tolerance of a star that could have lasted the entire 2.5 year lifespan the average girl in this space pulls before spiraling into an eating disorder.

    Date: 07/25/25 Category: Assholes

  • 92lb Wife Demolished

    She claims this is legit, and it's the first time "meeting" this dude. Okay lady, sure. And the gangrene I got from "introducing" myself to a stripper that considers Canadian pennies a form of payment will just go away with fast orange and water.

    Date: 09/16/25 Category: Cuck

  • Hottest Girl on The Internet?

    If you want attention in 2025, it's gonna take a lot more than hangin brain in the checkout line at Hot Topic. So take notes ladies, because it's this kind of work ethic that springboards you from "girl friend" to "girl wife". Respectfully of course.

    Date: 08/13/25 Category: Impressive

  • 90% Her Fault

    Nothing screams "modern day eroticism" quite like a circumcised Slavic beating his shit to a showering sibling. Katerina Danica Dragana should've known better.

    Date: 11/15/25 Category: WAT

  • Uhh... Happy Birthday?

    ☑ No party clown hired
    ☑ No catered food served
    ☑ No chance to avoid syphilis

    Date: 08/17/25 Category: Derp

  • Life = Changed

    Being converted into a middle-aged pretzel probably wasn't on the to-do list for ole' perky tits Tina, but it just took her Sheldon Scale rating from a 4 to a hefty 7.3.

    Date: 09/19/25 Category: Rekt

  • 19 YO Moment of Truth

    Date: 08/07/25 Category: Public

  • Quitting Wasn't Optional?

    Homeboy is slingin more meat than a Texas butcher shop and she's not even phased. Levi's should use this video to sell more mom jeans. You're welcome.

    Date: 08/26/25 Category: Public

  • "call your boyfriend"

    ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Date: 12/13/25 Category: Cheaters

  • 87lb Girl Tries Anal

    Less meat on her bones than a vegan dinner plate. So I guess we should all be surprised that she not only survived the assault on her cinnamon monkey biscuit without breaking a bone - but enjoyed the entire ordeal as well. That's a keeper.

    Date: 10/13/25 Category: Anal