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  • Any Harder Would Kill Her

    Honestly, I dig the vibe. She's 1 part goth, 27 parts mental patient. Make direct contact with her cervix at just the right velocity and she starts throwing the kind of rival gang signs that would get your ass smoked in Rancho Cucamonga.

    Date: 03/11/26 Category: Rekt

  • Dorm Room Destroyer

    OnlyFans: For half the cost of a Burger King combo meal, you too can be subjected to whatever toxicology violations are lurking behind those prematurely aged cheek bones. Enhancing your aroma with menthol Newports is optional.

    Date: 03/14/26 Category: Rekt

  • It Didn't Work Out

    I'm getting the impression this lady is no stranger to shotgunning a couple servings of Butthole du Jour after a succulent Chinese meal. But hit 88mph, and she calls more timeouts than a Discord moderator walking up a flight of stairs.

    Date: 01/31/26 Category: Anal

  • Guy Scams A Hooker

    Modern problems.
    Modern solutions.

    Date: 03/14/26 Category: Assholes

  • Bigger Than Her TORSO!

    Havent seen that kinda disorientation in a white girls eyes since Starbucks offered 2x points on a non-holiday. And much like willingly inhaling $18 worth of over cooked coffee beans, a price will be paid for accepting a duel with this goliath.

    Date: 01/28/26 Category: Big Dicks

  • Off Limits?! No Chance

    What's truly ridiculous is the volume of desperate comments under this video. Bangladesh treating Xhamster like a dating app will never not be amusing to me.

    Date: 11/16/25 Category: Busted

  • No Way They Got Sydney Sweeney

    "Sydney Sweeney is not currently engaged; she and her fiancé Jonathan Davino called off their wedding in March 2025. The couple, who were engaged in 2022 after reportedly dating since 2018, have decided to go their separate ways."

    Date: 11/02/25 Category: Busted

  • Banned From Instagram Again

    OnlyFans cringe? In MY brainrot app? It's more likely than you think.

    Date: 02/23/26 Category: Busted

  • Wife's 1st Time With A Stranger

    Zero signs of protection. Decor looks like it was bought off a truck in a Best Buy parking lot. Booty hole is surprisingly void of bed bugs. Consider this a rare pull.

    Date: 11/11/25 Category: Cuck

  • Cuckolding Ends Early

    Someone's gonna have to turn that corner chair into a double-wide.

    Date: 12/19/25 Category: Cuck

  • First Week, Already Leaked

    Date: 11/10/25 Category: Anal

  • uhhh... she's INSANE

    Like the thunderdome, a Woody casting means two enter but only 1 leaves with a working sphincter. The following rush to Costco's adult diaper section is usually a dark day in the victim's life... but not today. Double BOOM. Double DOOM. [more]

    Date: 01/15/26 Category: WAT

  • Mom's A Savage

    The amount of middle-aged women trying to relive their glory days of slobbering dong adjacent to marked down summer fashion pieces, is way too damn high.

    Date: 11/01/25 Category: MILF

  • Already Over It

    Date: 10/16/25 Category: Amateur

  • Soccer Mom Tries It

    Community service is unpaid work performed by a person or group of people for the benefit and betterment of their community. In many such cases, people doing community service are compensated in other ways, such as receiving a free lunch.

    Date: 03/19/26 Category: MILF

  • "wait- is it in your ass?!"

    7 mins of screen time and not once did the camera pan down to her luke warm filipe puckered starburst, leaving viewers concerned that they have been duped into participating in false advertising. Have we entered the era of dick-baiting?

    Date: 02/04/26 Category: Anal

  • The Perfect 19 Yr old

    It's not every day someone's video title has me scratching all three nuts in bewilderment. But "Dumb Flashlight with Cow Tits"? Not even all 32 volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica is any help & I find my disappointment is immeasurable.

    Date: 12/15/25 Category: Impressive

  • "we're just friends"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 02/15/26 Category: Big Dicks

  • Guess The Influencer

    Hint #1: It's not ishowspeed.

    Date: 11/12/25 Category: Impressive

  • 18 Year Old In A Van

    "you get the best barrels ever dude it's just like you pull in and you just get spit right out of 'em and you just drop in and you jus' smack lip WAPAH y'drop down s'na BAH and then after that you just drop in just ride the barrel and get pitted."

    Date: 12/09/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • uhh... are u related?

    Where the fuck has she been practicing that technique and are they still allowed within 100 yards of Thanksgiving dinner? These 2 things seem to be intertwined.

    Date: 11/19/25 Category: Incest

  • Perverted Sister Is Perverted

    If that isn't the look of a woman that's said "i've used dijon mustard as lubricant" at the table during Thanksgiving dinner, you can slap my bag and call me Shirley.

    Date: 02/25/26 Category: Fail

  • Only On Spring Break

    ...and summer break
    ...and autumn break
    ...and winter break

    Date: 04/03/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • There's Limits?

    [more]

    Date: 04/08/26 Category: Slutty

  • 18 Reasons

    [britni kitten]. Repeat delinquent. Totally natural. Has an unhealthy oral fixation.

    Date: 10/17/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Ran Out Of Gas

    The dude behind the camera has survived genital-disfiguring diseases amidst bulldozing through 27% of the pacific north west's bucket of baddies. Maybe Gorlock needs to make a cameo next time. That's the secret ending we all earned.

    Date: 02/08/26 Category: Derp

  • "Helping A Friend"

    [this] professional milk smuggler has once again proven nothing more than a gifted set of genetics can and will turn the Internet on it's fucking head. [more]

    Date: 01/27/26 Category: Derp

  • No Warnings

    Date: 04/12/26 Category: Surprise

  • The Perfect Girlfriend

    Dude's hairline looks like a Detroit skyline and has "overdose" across his jugular. And still managed to pull a 9/10 that rawdogs anal. u no longer have any excuses.

    Date: 11/18/25 Category: Anal

  • 97lbs Of WTF

    We haven't seen much studio content out of this Webster-defined midget recently. Someone should probably message her and find out why. [it's OF]

    Date: 01/21/26 Category: Teen (18+)