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  • Remembering THAT ASU Video

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon...

    Date: 04/14/26 Category: Amateur

  • "what condom?"

    Looks like it's [this girl]

    Date: 01/17/26 Category: Amateur

  • White Girl Tourism

    Melody Marks. Long time pornstar turned JAV icon hit Japan like a tornado, fucking everything with a pulse. Now she moonlights as some sorta [findom lesbian online] In other words; gaijin have been in shambles ever since [more]

    Date: 03/17/26 Category: Shocking

  • "i fucked your mom"

    Pretty fuckin impressive build there. I bet you'd double fist the pelmeni borscht out of your own slavic shithole just to get within arm's reach of those juice bags.

    Date: 01/01/26 Category: MILF

  • Ur Brother Is Weird

    Imagine auctioning off the elasticity of your meat stocking on home video.
    Now imagine the highest bidder comes equipped with a party city water gun.

    Date: 03/25/26 Category: Freaks

  • 18YO Refuses To Stop

    Look closely and you'll notice the dive bar bathroom graffiti tattoo coverage isn't even at 30%. Unfortunately that means the future will involve heavy machinery.

    Date: 05/06/26 Category: Alphas

  • Remembering A LEGEND

    The originator of "hyper squirting" back in the early days of MFC, XFuukaX is not only still active but she's pissing her pants on a pay-per-video basis now. #bidness

    Date: 01/08/26 Category: Amateur

  • Reverse Cuckolding?

    idk where this is, but try that in the US of A and the situation will be immediately amplified by a guy 1 Michelob Ultra away from a public rampage. That's a warning. Never underestimate a man with garbage bags full of [this shit] in his basement.

    Date: 05/12/26 Category: Cuck

  • u didn't have to do expose her...

    Date: 04/10/26 Category: Amateur

  • Girlfriend Traded For WEED?

    No way is that title authentic, but we're at the ass crack of 2026 so nothing is really surprising. Appraising your significant other's oral cavity at less than a bag of expired bagels might actually be a net positive to the gene pool at this point.

    Date: 12/14/25 Category: WAT

  • Relationship = OVER

    Brake checking. Look into it.

    Date: 05/14/26 Category: Assholes

  • Tinder Success

    Tinder is integrating AI to reduce "swipe fatigue" and enhance user experience through personalized matching and improved safety. Key features will include "Chemistry" (AI-driven daily recommendations based on persona/photo analysis)

    Date: 02/20/26 Category: Hot

  • It Has To Be West Virginia

    Downside to living with a depraved girl from Frogballs Arkansas? Every time you get half a hard-on, it's time to perform. But the produce is usually fresh so... win.

    Date: 04/15/26 Category: Fail

  • Who Told Her Husband HAHA

    Self-filming, self-uploading and self-promoting is crazy fuckin work when you got a wedding ring collecting dust on the Walmart end table. Having the phenotype of an Elden Ring skeletal archer may or may not have led to this decision tho.

    Date: 02/13/26 Category: Cheaters

  • Stickin It In Crazy

    In a society where your social status is measured by how many inches of BBC have ruptured your digestive system, you have to assume this Fiona is hovering somewhere in between "girl next door" and "super walmart cashier". Any takers?

    Date: 05/05/26 Category: WAT

  • but... why?

    For these philanthropists, it's about breaking down societal norms and giving back to the community. Jump that hurdle and nothing will come between your side piece and legendary status. Save for a pair of Joseppi's tube socks or two...

    Date: 12/31/25 Category: Assholes

  • They Got Another One

    Fitness influencers are the new pornstars. #facts

    Date: 02/17/26 Category: Beefy

  • Having Second Thoughts?

    She surprisingly lacked the standard amount of lip filler that could inflate the tire of an industrial corn harvester, so the authenticity stood a chance. Then this guy's facial reactions start flaring & slowly took this one from "believable" to "autistic".

    Date: 12/29/25 Category: LMAO

  • A REAL Girl-Next-Door

    Guerilla Tesla advertising is getting creative.

    Date: 11/26/25 Category: Hot

  • Dorm Room Destroyer

    OnlyFans: For half the cost of a Burger King combo meal, you too can be subjected to whatever toxicology violations are lurking behind those prematurely aged cheek bones. Enhancing your aroma with menthol Newports is optional.

    Date: 03/14/26 Category: Rekt

  • Your Mom Is Weird

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 03/21/26 Category: Busted

  • Mom Sent Over The Edge

    Judging by the shades of mold growing under her, it looks like they were at the "practice stage" long before the camera ever got turned on. Imagine the smell[z].

    Date: 02/15/26 Category: MILF

  • You're Not Meeting My Parents

    Driving stick without a clutch? That's impressive.

    Date: 12/20/25 Category: LMAO

  • Before & After

    Pretty fuckin bold move to do this on public transportation. But while the Ebay bidding war rages on for that wet spot she left behind, consider this; women.

    Date: 04/21/26 Category: Hot

  • Is that... your MOM?

    Probably clickbait but it's 2026 and I've stopped assuming people aren't insane enough to rocket punch a fistful of their own family member's bush on a major highway. Dread it. Run from it. Degeneracy arrives all the same. And now it's here.

    Date: 03/12/26 Category: WTF

  • 3 Guys? NO PROBLEM

    Velma Gigglebush may look like a non-threat, but don't let it fool you. Behind those bifocals and semi-sanitized vajeen exists a girl that would power fuck your boyfriend/husband/mazda miata if given 3 consecutive unsupervised mins alone.

    Date: 05/11/26 Category: Freaks

  • lol southern girls

    Believe it or not, at one point this spaghetti sauce Elmer Fudd looking mf'er was finger blasting all kinds of college girl gooch on the regular. Honestly not the worst reason to eat that early 401k withdrawal penalty. More shenanigans [here]

    Date: 12/21/25 Category: Cringe

  • 19 And RAW

    brass ring = grabbed

    Date: 01/09/26 Category: Busted

  • The Wrong One

    "Japan is utilizing piezoelectric technology to convert footsteps into electricity, particularly in high-traffic areas like Tokyo's Shibuya and Tokyo stations. Embedded in flooring, these piezoelectric tiles produce small electric charges."

    Date: 04/07/26 Category: Rekt

  • Come Get Your Wife

    You would think one day in the future a video of your significant other being railroaded in the shallow end of a pool human sized petri dish would return to haunt you. And if u do, u'd be right. She'll never show her face in Walmart again.

    Date: 03/26/26 Category: Cheaters