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  • uhh... are u related?

    Where the fuck has she been practicing that technique and are they still allowed within 100 yards of Thanksgiving dinner? These 2 things seem to be intertwined.

    Date: 11/19/25 Category: Incest

  • Attack On Titan

    I respect the "never say die" attitude, but maybe exceptions should be made when you're swinging around enough raw meat to piss Gordon Ramsay off.

    Date: 09/13/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • "the sleepover video"

    Her body-to-box ratio is insane. Literally carved right out of the blueprint for "girls I would give up red meat just to be in the same room as one of her brappers after a solo speed run of Olive Garden's Tour of Italy". In other words -- I fucks with it.

    Date: 10/18/25 Category: Busted

  • Cucked Wife Almost Taps

    Clearly this is a woman that's no stranger to surprise trips to the gynecologist.

    Date: 10/22/25 Category: Cuck

  • "u want us to watch?"

    idk who she is but the checklist has already been maxed out: Puts out on date #1. Maintains a consistent diet of cabbage, and has absolutely no respect for the shower mat you borrowed from mom. Are those wedding bells?

    Date: 12/06/25 Category: Derp

  • wtf mom?!

    Date: 09/15/25 Category: Vintage

  • REAL: Caught In The Act

    Infuckingcredible. I'd double-fist the Saag Paneer from her overpopulated shithole just to get within reach of those calcium-loaded funbaggers. [Twitter] And her [Instagram] where she labels herself as "Gaming Video Creator" lmao

    Date: 10/21/25 Category: Slutty

  • 18 Reasons

    [britni kitten]. Repeat delinquent. Totally natural. Has an unhealthy oral fixation.

    Date: 10/17/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Predator Caught

    [this version] might make more sense. Afterwards she became a JAV icon, came back to make whatever the fuck this is you're watching here and now moonlights as some sort of [findom lesbian] In other words; she's literal wife material.

    Date: 07/16/25 Category: Porn

  • Once In A Lifetime

    I never have to worry about being injected into such an experience. I only reserve hotel rooms for Jerkmate marathon practice, not to dine and dash prostitutes.

    Date: 07/13/25 Category: MILF

  • Mom... CHILL!

    idk who she is but the checklist has already been maxed out: Puts out on date #1. Maintains a consistent diet of cabbage, and has absolutely no respect for the scotch guarded comforter you borrowed from gram. Are those wedding bells?

    Date: 10/08/25 Category: Slutty

  • Off Limits?! No Chance

    What's truly ridiculous is the volume of desperate comments under this video. Bangladesh treating Xhamster like a dating app will never not be amusing to me.

    Date: 11/16/25 Category: Busted

  • "did u just nut in me?!"

    The real hero of today's adventure should be whatever surgeon sews that bag of expired beef back together in the last clip. It seems learning how to be a boxer through YouTube videos with a language barrier has consequences. More [here]

    Date: 11/25/25 Category: Derp

  • Husband SURPRISE

    The more this behavior becomes mainstream, the harder it's going to be to come back from. Just ask the portfolios of any person that's posted on r/wallstreetbets.

    Date: 12/12/25 Category: Cuck

  • Annnd She Was Never Seen Again

    Arrive
    Fuck Guys
    Leave Industry
    Misty Addams

    Date: 11/17/25 Category: Hookers

  • Already Over It

    Date: 10/16/25 Category: Amateur

  • Having Second Thoughts?

    She surprisingly lacked the standard amount of lip filler that could inflate the tire of an industrial corn harvester, so the authenticity stood a chance. Then this guy's facial reactions start flaring & slowly took this one from "believable" to "autistic".

    Date: 12/29/25 Category: LMAO

  • 100% Disrespectful Behavior

    If I remember correctly she was a 1 and done. Which is unfortunate, because she had the face/rectal tolerance of a star that could have lasted the entire 2.5 year lifespan the average girl in this space pulls before spiraling into an eating disorder.

    Date: 07/25/25 Category: Assholes

  • 87lb Girl Tries Anal

    Less meat on her bones than a vegan dinner plate. So I guess we should all be surprised that she not only survived the assault on her cinnamon monkey biscuit without breaking a bone - but enjoyed the entire ordeal as well. That's a keeper.

    Date: 10/13/25 Category: Anal

  • Teacher Leaker

    A Chilean degenerate that treats her butthole like a dollar menu side order? The villain arc is practically writing itself. Start getting blocked on her Twitter [here]

    Date: 12/18/25 Category: Amateur

  • Alabama Is Dangerous

    Just what the fuck was going on in 2006? Looks like someone with a gestapo fetish and a sizable bankroll started to bring his fever dream Lexapro overdose fantasy to life. Today's delusion? A possible look at UBER in it's group test phase.

    Date: 10/02/25 Category: Assholes

  • Ruthless Wife

    To be honest, it's probably real. The depths of hell your average Instagram'r will travel too for a few extra clicks is all the confirmation you need to prove that.

    Date: 09/09/25 Category: Assholes

  • The Perfect 19 Yr old

    It's not every day someone's video title has me scratching all three nuts in bewilderment. But "Dumb Flashlight with Cow Tits"? Not even all 32 volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica is any help & I find my disappointment is immeasurable.

    Date: 12/15/25 Category: Impressive

  • You're Wrong For This

    For me? It's knowing they pulled this off in 1 take.

    Date: 10/15/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Future Wife

    Some women need a good meal and a goodnight text to reach their sexual peak. But this one? Just one half-assed request has her pastrami butterfly goopafied. Not a single phone in sight. Just 2 people living in the moment. I kinda respect it.

    Date: 10/05/25 Category: Public

  • Caught Doing, WHAT?

    Gotta admit, the zero gravity move halfway in was unexpected.

    Date: 09/18/25 Category: Busted

  • Relationship Ended

    or is it...

    Date: 12/01/25 Category: Ouch

  • Hottest Girl on The Internet?

    If you want attention in 2025, it's gonna take a lot more than hangin brain in the checkout line at Hot Topic. So take notes ladies, because it's this kind of work ethic that springboards you from "girl friend" to "girl wife". Respectfully of course.

    Date: 08/13/25 Category: Impressive

  • "IT'S TOO FUCKIN BIG!"

    First warning sign should have been suggesting Ziploc Big Bags as contraceptive. The 2nd was needing to pay for a day pass in order to enter the donkey exhibit.

    Date: 11/22/25 Category: Beefy

  • Fucking Weirdos

    Date: 01/02/26 Category: WTF