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  • Best FWB In Virginia

    ☑ Owns her double-wide
    ☑ Geeked off a Natty Ice XL
    ☑ Minimal Marlboro Red aroma
    Literally undefeated in this zip code

    Date: 01/13/26 Category: Alphas

  • but... HOW DID IT FIT?!

    Date: 05/30/26 Category: Anal

  • Broke A Model

    I get the "i gOtTa MaKe SuRe tHe ThUmbNaiL hAs tO lOoK LiKe i hAvE BRaIn dAmaGe" bullshit, but could you have spared us the fucking HVAC tape across her mouth? I'd like to keep my erection as far away from Home Depot as possible.

    Date: 01/13/26 Category: Rekt

  • It Didn't Work Out

    I'm getting the impression this lady is no stranger to shotgunning a couple servings of Butthole du Jour after a succulent Chinese meal. But hit 88mph, and she calls more timeouts than a Discord moderator walking up a flight of stairs.

    Date: 01/31/26 Category: Anal

  • Your Sister Is BANNED

    The girl hyper nutting next to the Goosebumps soft covers should get an award or all-expenses paid trip to the Vagisil aisle at her local RiteAid or something idk.

    Date: 01/20/26 Category: Busted

  • Your Mom Is Weird

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 03/21/26 Category: Busted

  • Your Wife Is Cheating

    Better luck next time.

    Date: 01/14/26 Category: Cheaters

  • It [ALMOST] Fit

    It appears oil may have been found but plans for excavation were put on hold.

    Date: 05/18/26 Category: Anal

  • Tinder In Slovakia

    The more cringe the girl, the further they have to go for attention. A simple concept officially reinforced by this 97lbs of solid Slavic skankarooni. I'll put it this way: watching this forced me to drink Kettle One again. It's that kinda Caucasity.

    Date: 05/13/26 Category: Beefy

  • THAT Starbucks Girl Leaked

    Date: 06/03/26 Category: Anal

  • Perfection Spotted

    Sorry hungry peasants eternally trapped under the inflation line. It seems all that lab grown meat has been diverted to her upper body. Now if you'll excuse me...

    Date: 05/19/26 Category: Impressive

  • Just Marry Her

    Not since witnessing a mid-moshpit hookup during an Alestorm concert have I seen a love story worth sharing. And much like those adventurous un-showered creatures, Karen's performance and smell won't be forgotten any time soon.

    Date: 02/10/26 Category: Amateur

  • Contents Under Extreme Pressure

    Gotta admit; That's some impressive distance being covered with each wad. If the rumors of breakdancing being replaced with this at the next Olympics games is true, we may be witnessing a gold medal contender here. Bring on the sponsors.

    Date: 05/26/26 Category: Beefy

  • She Was Practically Perfect

    Those tits have gone through more transformations than Matt Hardy's wrestling career over the years. Literally 1.5 decades of confusion. Believe it or not she still offers access to them for less than the cost of a Tim Horton's breakfast sandwich.

    Date: 05/28/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • lol TOURISM

    Account based in Southeast Asia

    Date: 04/01/26 Category: Slutty

  • lol southern girls

    Believe it or not, at one point this spaghetti sauce Elmer Fudd looking mf'er was finger blasting all kinds of college girl gooch on the regular. Honestly not the worst reason to eat that early 401k withdrawal penalty. More shenanigans [here]

    Date: 12/21/25 Category: Cringe

  • 18YO Going Viral

    Desperate marketing or true? Not sure what the hype is about. Flash tats and deflated bicycle tires must have gained some sort of popularity recently.

    Date: 03/20/26 Category: Amateur

  • Guy Scams A Hooker

    Modern problems.
    Modern solutions.

    Date: 03/14/26 Category: Assholes

  • "IT'S IN MY ASSS!"

    7 mins of screen time and not once did the camera pan down to her luke warm filipe puckered starburst, leaving viewers concerned that they have been duped into participating in false advertising. Have we entered the era of "dick-baiting"?

    Date: 03/27/26 Category: Beefy

  • Try And Stop Her

    I wondered what happened to the dreadlock girl at the 0:30 mark. Turns out she changed her name, but is still active But uhh... the landscape of war has changed.

    Date: 02/21/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Black Made Her Crack

    Self-proclaimed anaconda smuggler gets humbled after spending < 4.7 seconds on the dark side, leaving her no option but to tap out. The check isn't in the mail.

    Date: 12/07/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • Passed Around At A Party

    This was voted the #2 reason to wake up Saturday morning with an unexplained rash in between your ass cheeks. Only falling short to raw dogging The Big Arch.

    Date: 04/04/26 Category: Groups

  • Lost In The Sauce

    More dead ends behind those eyes than an apartment building in Silent Hill. But the box squeezes harder than a retard at a petting zoo so sacrifices will be made.

    Date: 03/03/26 Category: WAT

  • It Has To Be West Virginia

    Downside to living with a depraved girl from Frogballs Arkansas? Every time you get half a hard-on, it's time to perform. But the produce is usually fresh so... win.

    Date: 04/15/26 Category: Fail

  • Surviving A Threesome

    1 part hypebeast, 19 parts herpes simplex two. Surely my user base doesn't need a PSA on the reasons not to raw dog a girl that considers Fruit Stripe gum a luxury item. But just in case I've given too much credence, do not try this one at home.

    Date: 12/22/25 Category: Alphas

  • "are you fuckin serious rn?"

    I'm sure an UBER to a trailer park and a handful of 4LOKO are responsible for the creation of the majority of these situations. But, screw it; Even speedrunslive is jealous of these personal bests. MORE: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-] [-5-] [-6-] [-7-] [-8-]

    Date: 02/27/26 Category: Fail

  • Stickin It In Crazy

    In a society where your social status is measured by how many inches of BBC have ruptured your digestive system, you have to assume this Fiona is hovering somewhere in between "girl next door" and "super walmart cashier". Any takers?

    Date: 05/05/26 Category: WAT

  • uhhh... she's INSANE

    Like the thunderdome, a Woody casting means two enter but only 1 leaves with a working sphincter. The following rush to Costco's adult diaper section is usually a dark day in the victim's life... but not today. Double BOOM. Double DOOM. [more]

    Date: 01/15/26 Category: WAT

  • Wife Made Her Choice [rekt]

    Karen McGoonerson is presented a with a choice: Dance with the mayonnaise maraca she's been married to for the past 4 years, or gallop with the chocolate clydesdale. Do you really have to guess how this one is gonna end? [painfully]

    Date: 01/19/26 Category: Cuck

  • NOTHING Breaks Her

    Notorious sex warrior [MJA] proves once again she has a uterus made of Teflon.

    Date: 12/11/25 Category: Derp