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  • A REAL Girl-Next-Door

    Guerilla Tesla advertising is getting creative.

    Date: 11/26/25 Category: Hot

  • Coworker DGAF

    If we can go ahead & keep your fucking cuck larp fan fiction title crawl Microsoft word art caption spam off the videos in the future, that would be great. Both George Lucas and Sid Farkus will be contacted next time you cross this line bud.

    Date: 12/26/25 Category: Amateur

  • Finally Caught His Sister

    Looks like the kind of video set up by a guy one anime character re-voicing away from a total nervous breakdown. Lesson learned I guess? Never trust the AirBNB advertisement with the words "my mom only works nightshift" in the fine print.

    Date: 11/30/25 Category: Freaks

  • "How BIG IS YOUR DICK?!"

    An official size was never determined. But judging by facial reactions that are second only to a spirited night of margaritas and cabbage, I'd say it was "enough".

    Date: 07/30/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • "we just nailed ur girlfriend"

    Yeah I'm not about to pretend [Alexis Crystal] has committed to anything outside of a relationship with benzodiazepines, but imagine if it were true.

    Date: 09/04/25 Category: Public

  • Off Limits?! No Chance

    What's truly ridiculous is the volume of desperate comments under this video. Bangladesh treating Xhamster like a dating app will never not be amusing to me.

    Date: 11/16/25 Category: Busted

  • Yeah, That's Weird

    [more]

    Date: 11/29/25 Category: Public

  • 18 And Ready

    5 foot 3, weighs less than a soggy bag of Thanksgiving leftovers and literally can't keep a penis out of her mouth for 19 consecutive seconds. No it's not whoever smoked your ass in that last Arc Raiders game -- It's gotta be kane [mira monroe]

    Date: 11/28/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Did You Lose A Bet?

    Short answer? Yes
    Shorter answer? Still yes

    Date: 09/26/25 Category: WTF

  • Fucking Weirdos

    Date: 01/02/26 Category: WTF

  • You WILL Lose

    If we could go ahead and get an ID on her, that would be fantastic. Try to time it around the Black Friday sales on 10-packs of tube socks if possible. Appreciate it.

    Date: 11/23/25 Category: Impressive

  • Men Have Fallen

    Flying cars they said...

    Date: 12/28/25 Category: Cringe

  • She Literally Didn't Care

    Alternate source of income? Unfortunate consequence of normalizing Twitter? Evolution? Try all of the above. Legend has it the last time Little Caesar caught her in the parking lot, a pepperoni famine started. Personally I'm not so sure.

    Date: 11/09/25 Category: Busted

  • wtf kinda threesome is this?

    Get them grippers any deeper in ur gullet & homegirl gonna look like a Centaur.

    Date: 01/12/26 Category: WTF

  • "IT'S TOO FUCKIN BIG!"

    First warning sign should have been suggesting Ziploc Big Bags as contraceptive. The 2nd was needing to pay for a day pass in order to enter the donkey exhibit.

    Date: 11/22/25 Category: Beefy

  • Alabama Is Dangerous

    Just what the fuck was going on in 2006? Looks like someone with a gestapo fetish and a sizable bankroll started to bring his fever dream Lexapro overdose fantasy to life. Today's delusion? A possible look at UBER in it's group test phase.

    Date: 10/02/25 Category: Assholes

  • Who's Mom This Is?!

    Today the [PTA] in PTA meeting stands for Possibly Transmitting AIDS.

    Date: 08/18/25 Category: Busted

  • 97lbs Of WTF

    Date: 01/21/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • "take turns on my wife"

    Haven't seen that kind of disorientation in a white girl's eyes since Starbucks offered 2x points on a non-holiday. And much like inhaling $18.00 worth of overcooked coffee beans, a price will be paid for slingin that thing around.

    Date: 10/30/25 Category: Cuck

  • You Can Go Now

    Between the instructions that actually devolve human beings and whatever the fuck ancient language was trying to leak out of the guy in the last clip, I think it's safe to say we have some form of a predicament in our educational system(s).

    Date: 08/29/25 Category: Rekt

  • Friends = Sharing

    Shame doesn't enter the conversation when your significant other is sporting the kind of tits that can end a dynasty. Even when she casts lures onto your friend's trouser trout? A niche group of people need to reevaluate their relationship goals.

    Date: 08/06/25 Category: Slutty

  • She Quit

    Probably not the first time she's been fairly compensated for cosplaying as a communal nut pod, but it's gonna be the last time. Sponsored by Coca Cola?

    Date: 09/30/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • well... it leaked

    73% chance this happened before heading to a Limp Bizkit concert. [korb]

    Date: 09/01/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Having Second Thoughts?

    She surprisingly lacked the standard amount of lip filler that could inflate the tire of an industrial corn harvester, so the authenticity stood a chance. Then this guy's facial reactions start flaring & slowly took this one from "believable" to "autistic".

    Date: 12/29/25 Category: LMAO

  • Escaping A Glory Hole

    For these philanthropists, it's about destroying societal norms and giving back to the neighbors. Climb that mountain and nothing shall come between your communal oral cavity and legendary status. Save for a viral outbreak or four...

    Date: 09/11/25 Category: Derp

  • Your Sister Is BANNED

    Date: 01/20/26 Category: Busted

  • 1 Night In Poland

    Poland has increased its municipal recycling rate, reaching 41% in 2022, which is below the EU average but shows progress towards the 55% target for 2025. This system is designed to improve plastic recycling rates and meet recycling targets.

    Date: 09/30/25 Category: WTF

  • Surviving A Threesome

    1 part hypebeast, 19 parts herpes simplex two. Surely my user base doesn't need a PSA on the reasons not to raw dog a girl that considers Fruit Stripe gum a luxury item. But just in case I've given too much credence, do not try this one at home.

    Date: 12/22/25 Category: Alphas

  • i think she's cheating on u

    The true downside of marrying prostitutes from russiabride.com? Every wiener in a three-mile radius is using your 9-5 to unload some nut sac gazpacho on your significant other And don't even get me started on the ridiculous storage fees.

    Date: 08/23/25 Category: Cheaters

  • Claimed She's A Virgin

    Date: 01/03/26 Category: Teen (18+)