Where do fetishes like this even fucking come from? It must be years of non FDA approved preworkout finally catching up to the masses. I would applaud the creativity, but that would take precious time away from my other experiments.
This is a fucking trainwreck from start to finish. Between the day 1 windows movie maker editing catastrophe and the unwashed cornhole shucking from a guy that def. lost his virginity to an Amiibo, idk if I should laugh... or start laughing harder.
Pristine box proportions. Hooked up with Tiger Wood's Caddy, and is easily a 10/10 on the "dude i would literally crawl through barb wire just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie" scale. It's highly recommended you watch this one twice.
Come on down to Typhoon Bill's 8ball Alley. A luxury trailer park that promises to fulfill your every need, or the first two prescriptions of Rocephin are on the house.
What in the cornbread skidmark hell is going on with this generation? Once upon a time having the genetic configuration of a Madagacar tomato frog would limit your partners to Walmart shoppers. Now tho? No one even pumps the brakes.
Honestly, I first thought the dude on set was Vitaly and we were finally about to get his moment of redemption. That was immediately followed by severe disappointment by the lack of Hagrid being tagged in for the crusty walrus.
I was once told Romanian girls that don't scam you are about as authentic Twitch.com's policy to keep exposed buttholes off their website. But Michael Mouse stands by "Sometimes all you need is a little bit of magic to believe".
Perhaps this could introduce a new filter option on popular dating and/or thirst trap applications such as Tinder and OnlyChromies.com? My boys would thrive.
The aftermath is key here. The same results could've been achieved by renting a John Deer tractor and filling her with Oxycontin. But where's the chivalry in that?
Severely malnourished, prefers being bulldozed on a bed of gas station weed crumbs and whimpers like a Packer's fan when they don't make the playoffs. I haven't seen a combination this destructive since Wendy's launching the 5 for $5.
Don't let the half-assed attempt at blurring out Jackin' Jerry's face fool you; This is real. Such as illustrated by our power couple having more will to finish the story than Cody Rhodes. note: English translation possibly completed by David Lynch.
LIFE LESSON #193: When entering a partnership, make sure there are contractual agreements to both disbursement of payments and amount of work from both parties. Otherwise you'll be splitting rent money with Becky & her dry mud flaps.
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done"
No reasons given, just a friend with benedicts that seems to enjoy the apathy for slurping turtle so much she insists on it being documented and put online? Weird.
Took a minute to realize what the fuck was going on with surfer bro's left leg. The full black garter belt ink job is a bold move, and one that clearly paid off cus he's wreckin 4.5 inches of her guts & ur not. Neapolitan ice cream lookin ass tan lmao
In what I assume is an attempt to squeeze another $5/month out of her monthly sub price, Tanya Luanne Britnnay-Lynn has effectively turned herself into a tool for community service. Now everyone get in their '93 Honda Accords & go home.
