Piping has few rules: 1) Look as little like Harvey Weinstein as possible 2) Stamina and 3) Keep an erection harder than a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup. Not a difficult list, but this Khokhol is challenging at least two items today. GG NO RE
Nice face. Superb tits. But what really got me was the idea that this is somebodies ex-girlfriend right now. Imagine the current pill addiction. :100emoji: :roflemoji:
hmm, I'm starting to think these TikTok petri dishes are releasing this content on purpose in order to achieve some sort of monetary gain through social media...
The Uterus: Some men never experience contact with it. Others, try to plow their way through like their speed-running a marathon of Dig Dug games. And judging by this chicks' reaction: Our dude has an established Twitch channel somewhere.
It's more of a translation thing than a cognitive speech disorder. But I'm not ruling out how much brain damage taking that many direct hits to the sphincter can do.
Unfortunately shes probably only sexually attracted to guys hung like a snap peas & softer than dudes selling lattes at a feminist rally. Eight Words: The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Buy 2 copies to fully understand my genius.
The year is 2007. This girl's back alley clambake video is running on every damn advertisement on every porn website in the fucking world. Now, 13 years later you finally have 22 minutes worth of reason to cum on your Nickleback tour hoodie.
blake blossom -- an unfairly unknown porn girl that should probably be on your radar right now. If not for this award-winning acting clinic, then for that special my mom taught me how to do this sexual prowess you just don't see anymore.
4:07 is the equalizer. That's the moment you realize cruising around town with a soft 6, in search of a solid 5 gets better results than TINDER can ever promise u.
What happens when you combine the Czech Republic with Gordon Ramsay's internship program, and secure funding from George Soros? uhh, I'll let you know after my parents unblock me after accidentally linking them to this video lmao
6 months into corona virus lockdowns and this guy may have very well come up with the best pastime yet. That is... until someone finds my recipe for Skittlebrau and starts hitting me with those sweet, sweet royalties. #callme Anheuser-Busch
If there's a line to be crossed, you can damn well guarantee a middle-aged white dude that collects empty barbecue sauce bottles to be the one stepping over it. ib4 the gofundme for her asshole gets removed for violating terms of service.
I'm not even sure what the hell is going on here. I see too much ink, Too little foresight and a modified hospital bed normally reserved for My 600 lb Life. No further info than that, so... time for some hashtags. #doublestandards #hetoo
Remember when people were saying it was just an innocent, fun-loving app that would never ever feature pornographic material on it? Now it's just a billboard for Becky Stankapuss to advertise her OnlyFans accounts lul. #smellslikepornhub
the fuck did I just watch? These videos connect dots in my head and scrotum I never knew existed. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go shove pancake batter up my ass before fisting a transsexual on the beach in front of Walter White? moar
Walmart? Subway? Econolodge? That's right, all of your most affordable forms of food and entertainment come at a hidden cost. Tip of the day: Stay away from any dipping sauces that have the word tangy in the name. Original video HERE
Just go ahead and scroll to the 6:15 mark and ask yourself: "just what in the secret of monkey island miss cleo juju voodoo bullshit is going on here?" Because I did.
There's two pleasures I simply will never get to enjoy in life. Both include using my genitals as a wrecking ball, but only one involves this impressive creature.
Enter the strange world of MFC. Where internet prostitutes webcam models do weird shit for cyber money, like sexually teasing the local pizza delivery guy... Fun!
Dude's ding dong is so hefty, it comes with it's own numbing kit. Becky may have survived the initiation process... but something tells me the future sex tape will be peppered w/ the words ouch & emergency surgery & 1st degree domestic abuse.
Round 2 for the most depraved, fatherless, not afraid of having their tuna bowl fantasy exposed on social media, clout-chasers on the Internet today. Real deal independent women. The kind that pay for their birth control with Onlyfans subs.
