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  • Literally For The Streets

    The Sasha Grey tag under this video made me think we were about to uncover something never seen before. Instead I was greeted with the kind of silicone tit job you can only get from a New Jersey deli butcher, and her merely spectating.

    Date: 01/31/24 Category: Busted

  • Giving Freebies To Strangers [wtf?]

    Still only the second strangest thing I've seen in a Del Taco parking lot after dark.

    Date: 01/31/24 Category: Slutty

  • Instagram, You're Pushing It

    In a sea of Instagram fueled BBL copycat creatures slowly merging into some sort of SIMP-fueled Voltron monster, emerges something out of Brazil that won't eject your brain for looking at it the wrong way. Now all hail Theodora Moutinho.

    Date: 01/30/24 Category: Hot

  • The Party Starter

    Eye-rolling hotdog acrobat takes her show on the road. Sometimes it's on her uncles faux leather seats. Other times it's to channel her inner leather face. Whoever told you romance is dead was obviously lying to your fuckin face.

    Date: 01/29/24 Category: Slutty

  • Cucking Ends Marriage?

    It may not be explicitly written, but there's only one translation for that body language. And it lives somewhere in between "I need to pay my taxes" and "$1 dollar pizza slices make me shit blood". Just three of life's little guarantees.

    Date: 01/28/24 Category: Cuck

  • #injected

    Getting blown out within shouting distance of your HOA'd neighbors is a pretty bold move. Honestly, it's one of superiority. Nancy and her 13 cats will most definitely think twice about filing a noise complaint at the next board meeting.

    Date: 01/27/24 Category: Beefy

  • Dorm Room Dominance

    Some say it's a moment in history akin to the wild west, and boy did every liberal arts student under 200lbs take full advantage of it. You might get the smell of Drakkar Noir and Natty Ice out of those walls, but... the stories. Those are forever.

    Date: 01/26/24 Category: Teen (18+)

  • "oops the condom broke lol"

    Everything about that statement is true, except the "oops" part. Something tells me 'ole carrot top here has sabotaged these sweatshop dick ponchos before...

    Date: 01/24/24 Category: Fail

  • He Actually Went Bareback?!

    Sometimes I think about the amount of guttural toxic waste this man has used his dipstick to measure without protective gear. There's no way he's still alive.

    Date: 01/22/24 Category: Hookers

  • Hot Girls [do] Have Limits

    Pristine box proportions. Hooked up with Tiger Wood's Caddy, and is easily a 10/10 on the "dude i would literally crawl through barb wire just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie" scale. It's highly recommended you watch this one twice.

    Date: 01/21/24 Category: Hot

  • Average College Activities

    ☑ Spectator(s) filming
    ☑ Goblin mode is activated
    ☑ The aroma of Walmart daiquiris
    ☑ 2-year associates degree earned in 8

    Date: 01/19/24 Category: Beefy

  • She's A Trooper

    goblin mode; the behavior of someone who wants to feel comfortable doing whatever they want, not caring about trying to be clean, healthy, attractive or about impressing other people. [PART I]

    Date: 01/19/24 Category: Anal

  • Party's Over: TOO MUCH DICK

    ya dun cucked up now

    Date: 01/17/24 Category: Cuck

  • He Only Has 1 Speed

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 01/15/24 Category: Anal

  • Double-D Anal Virgin Broken

    Ginger crotch drops her socks and takes cock in her fart box? This freestyle is brought to you by the same clogged outhouse that squeezed out this atrocity.

    Date: 01/14/24 Category: Virgins

  • Turns Out This Was Real, WOW

    Normally this kind of attempt at public depravity would be immediately thrown into the compost pile for wasting our time. But I'm told this lunatic is legit, and has a history of freebasing randoms along her journey. Big rofl @ the 1:33 mark.

    Date: 01/13/24 Category: Alphas

  • Lines May Have Been Crossed

    Imagine the only entry on your IMDB page was "Buttfucked by Jackie Chan while frat bros cheer the herpes outbreak". Well if ur Amanda, u don't have to imagine.

    Date: 01/12/24 Category: Anal

  • You Just Ruined Your Marriage

    "i came right when your husband called"

    Date: 01/11/24 Category: Busted

  • Instagram's Most Notorious

    The evolution of autism.

    Date: 01/08/24 Category: Busted

  • Quitting Isn't An Option

    Homeboy is slingin more meat than a Texas butcher shop and she's not even phased. Levi's should use this video to sell more mom jeans. You're welcome.

    Date: 01/07/24 Category: Big Dicks