Can't tell if we're looking at early Sasha Grey impersonating early Belladonna, or the other way around. And more importantly; I haven't had a bowel movement in 72 hours and I think the fire department is gonna have to get involved soon.
Top tier body proportions and doesn't suffer from Freddy vs. Jason retconning. (see: water) I'd definitely cancel a lunch date at Cheesecake Factory so I can spend the afternoon reorganizing the organs in her lower abdominal region.
Hopefully it's not the one smearing hepatitis all over auntie chaachee's uncovered floral print at [1:55]. That would just be embarrassing... and frankly, unforgivable.
In the early cam days; these chicks would actually go into public places instead of the green screen, family fantasy "my step-cousin's 3rd neighbor's mailman is in the house shhhh!" bullshit you see today. And this babe was one of the pioneers.
Natural dumper on point, knows her way around a tanning bed and thinks house cleaning is necessary. Hear it? That's 30 generations of men ejaculating in unison.
Gotta be honest, that thumb doesn't really convey the 3 cheese alfredo injection that ultimate happens at the end of this nine minute yawn. For some reason I expected more out of a girl that looks like Buc-ee's is her favorite restaurant.
Wow, dude actually documented the entire thing from bar to bedroom. In the world of half-assed 4th wall acting, you have no idea how rare this actually is.
[-Aria Skye-]. Barely 100lbs with her clothes on and for some reason she agrees to be ragdolled like a bag of wet potato rolls. Sometimes I think these women should shoot higher. Like, Logistics Clerk. Or Kevin James' shit stain assistant.
Half of these participants would be better suited in the clearance section of Craigslist forgotten /erotic section. The other half might match you on Tinder if you try hard enough. Choose your fate. More here: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-] [-5-]
Of all the ways to be completely repulsed by wish.com's Jason Stathman, getting crippled from power thrusting was most likely last on the list. Now point your mobility scooter into the corner and think about the choices you've made today.
Could be [-Riley Star-] Could be the girl that short changed ur tator tots outside a dragstrip in the summer of '89. Annnd fuck you too Bobby-Lynn Danny Joe Frank.
Sitting down and watching somebody else crack your significant other's cornhole may be Oklahoma's favorite pastime, but it just doesn't make sense to me. With so many other ways to indulge your Tuesday afternoons, why choose this one?
If I remember correctly this girl was a 1 and done. Which is unfortunate, because she had the face/rectal tolerance of a star that could've lasted the entire 2.5 year lifespan the average girl in this scene pulls before spiraling into an eating disorder.
The amount of simulated cornhole sodomy on teh hub is too damn high. Ex: This pop tart getting six inches of west Virginia's finest homecooked ham injected directly into her groot shoot. Last night's taco bowl probably did more damage.
