This one's pretty legendary as far as college porn goes. And apparently it's the layman's guide to attracting women in Nebraska: Where the cure for a Heineken hangover is getting straight rawdogged before locating your fucking toothbrush?
Prostitution is a pretty straight-forward process. Browse Craigslist Gigs-Labor section and let the restraining orders fly. Unless you're a naive rookie that charges less than KFC's 10-piece Family Feast. Then, it gets a little awkward...
Symptom #27 that you just graduated from tasteless MILF meat, to full fledged community service: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.
Rewriting semi-vintage porn history? Not on my watch. She is/was Ashley Rosi and her pioneering of amateur degeneracy will not be de-volved to muh mother content. edit: She's still active in '24. And it seems gravity still hasn't won the war.
Remember when a person could catch a few snoozes without fear of a psuedo family member treating their body like a communal dart board? Because I do not.
To be honest, it's probably real. The depths of hell your average Instagram'r will travel too for a few extra clicks is all the confirmation you need to prove that.
The amount of damage I've seen this girl put her genitals through is too damn high. Maybe when that trap door looses all elasticity and she's forced into another hobby, she can choose something safer. Like gardening. Or fighting wolverines.
Adding rawdog butthole bossa nova to her skill tree was probably the greatest decision of her phub life. One of the rare organisms actually worth the [$4.99]
I can't tell you how old this artifact of history is, but it's somewhere in between Intel Pocket PC Cam and Tamagotchi eras. Our girl is probably watching this from the other side of a social security check rn. (I have absolutely no concept of time)
Found this gem in comments: "He has basketball shorts on with no underwear and I am so distracted by his big fat monster dick print that I am on the ground from a hard punch before I know it and he is taking my phone and running away"
34 pages worth of comments under this video, and 83% of them are complaining about condom usage instead of the obvious: Every time she climaxes, her facial expression resembles Miley Cyrus being disemboweled by a cactus. #payattention
Contrary to his appearance, Equestrian Magazine is not the future goal for this miniature Clydesdale. He still plans on saddling up though; only this time it's with the girl that took a devastatingly wrong turn at community college. #fatality
Apparently there's a whole lore behind [her]. See comment: "I knew I recognized her (not from Denny's lol) Her twitter page is mostly sucking and fucking huge black cock. On beds, balconies, in cars. And that was just the beginning of 2023."
One indisputable fact: Crossbreeding Schwarzenegger with anything will instantly improve it. Even an extraordinarily overhyped meme girl that surprisingly, hasn't made me want to pull my third ball off. Here's to those 15 mins lasting another 5.
ngl: This video isn't exceptional. Except for the time between 5:07-6:30 when it looks like every bad life decision and this morning's Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl came back to haunt her at the same time. She spazzes, he nuts, you bookmark.
