Perhaps "marriage" is the wrong goal here, as it suggests she would actually cover up and stop shilling for Reddit updoots. And that never happens. Trust me on these topics; I've been behind a Walmart parking lot on a Saturday night.
Good luck carrying that bag of wet sand you call a cornhole through customs and not getting called in for further inspection. Stretch Armstrong lookin ass - haha
Impressive technique, but it's definitely not for beginners. Chances are you'll let loose near an active bus stop and catch one of the locals in the crossfire. It's called "The Cuban Waterslide" and I'm still paying the price for it to this day.
Dare to venture deeper inside this specimen's video collection and you'll be opening the forbidden door forever. I'm talking the kind of irreparable regret felt only by someone making it to the end credits of 2020's hit film Coffee & Kareem.
Go ahead and scroll to the 1:56 mark. And fuck it, while you're there; Stay for 3:08. I can picture Burger King fighting White Castle to buy ad space between the two.
I'm not sure the whole 'gyrating like your uterus is getting jumped by a Ford F150' thing is still profitable. But fuck me running if it isn't entertaining. Strap a smock on the girl at 0:37 and Home Depot can kiss their paint mixing machines goodbye.
Beyond 19-years-old and doesn't know proper rectal entry positions. But what she lacks in anatomy, she makes up for in... well... nothing. The future spinal ruptures tell me we won't be seeing the sequel to "Karens Krapper: Volume 1.5" this year.
Tight ass. Spunky personality. But what really turns me into a subscriber is the total lack of understanding of what/how intercourse works. Less body mods that turn you into a Battletoad, More practicing behind the Wendy's dumpster. thx.
Blatant use of PAWGism, Nokia flip phone pixelation and enough BBC to demand a licensing fee in the United Kingdom. In other words; This video has more substance than my toilet after a vegan dinner special. Watch twice, take notes.
I went down the rabbit hole on this one. Her name is Emmanuelle London and her bolt-ons look like they need an oil change every 30,000 thrusts. #iminlove
So... this is how far we've come eh? Swapping wiener with your own bloodline, while a waterfall of strangers cheer you on with pocket change. Well shit ladies, I got $5 and a slightly used zesty ranch sauce packet if you can take this to level 2.
Unfuckinbelievable dimensions on some of these hog riders. Even pre-lockdown erections would be lined up around the block just to be in the same zip code as some of these high mileage spring loaded pudding hatches. A man needs names.
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Pretty hot TBH. I'd literally give up the last half of my Shake Shack Double Dip if she could teach my girlfriend how to do this without a handle of Smirnoff first.
Tight ass. Spunky attitude. But what really winks my sphincter is her lack of understanding the difference between a Psychopath & Sociopath. Less Star Wars Episode 1 fashion sense, More practicing behind a Wendy's dumpster. k and thx.
Never underestimate a man's willingness to document his trophy case. You'll just end up scratching your head and crotch like you just left a Persian bachelor party.
Good 'ole Chaturbate. It's like Twitch, but a bit more nudity and less dipshits that consider Among Us an Esports game. Also it has this incredible tanline/titty ratio.
A Manson Family Hanukkah special is 1 thing I expected to see long before someone mastered the art of hands-free ejacuatlions. Now next time do it in the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.
Short list of things I value in life: Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care and dedicated females like this one in particular. Tack on the fact that she can handle more wang than a Chinese phone book and we may be talking literal perfection here.
Nearly 21-years-old and still doesn't know how to lock a door. But what she lacks in basic logic, she makes up for in grade-AA prime meat - full rack. And for just $100 in donations per day, you can mod her chatroom around the clock. #2021
