• Disappointment of the Day

    Disappointment of the Day

    I'm thinking it might be best you just stay behind that wall and never reveal your identity. That thing you're sticking through the wall has a hair trigger.

    Date: 09/24/17 Views: 13,179 Category: Premature

  • 5 Minutes of Perfection

    5 Minutes of Perfection


    Date: 09/24/17 Views: 13,257 Category: Hot



    She was raised on a strict no-negro diet: 1 lick of the chocolate bagpipe, and it's sayonara to her trust fund. So what happens when her daddy-bro-uncle stumbles upon this classic bait and switch? We may never truly know...

    Date: 09/23/17 Views: 44,027 Category: Rekt

  • Wrong Pills? MY BAD

    Wrong Pills? MY BAD

    Another one of those precious moments where brain cells are left gasping for air after being introduced to fermented street drugs. All sorts of lulz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Aunt Jemima's jiggle juice.

    Date: 09/23/17 Views: 36,750 Category: Drugs

  • The Instagram of Camwhores

    The Instagram of Camwhores

    An up close look at the sensual/depressing lives of e-hookers, where girls are stripped of their dignity & subjected to panhandling, humiliation, semi erotic acts and repeats of Spotify's Top 50. In other words: Shit's top shelf.

    Date: 09/22/17 Views: 96,052 Category: Advertisement



    On the outside all vaginas look different. But head east, and you quickly find that much like the buttplugs in Ellen Page's closet, they only come in one size: MICRO. 10 years of running porn sites, and that's all I've learned.

    Date: 09/22/17 Views: 47,842 Category: Asians

  • Mind Blown by 11 Inch Penis

    Mind Blown by 11 Inch Penis

    This is actually genius. Find the right angle & perspective makes the world think you're hung like rhinoceros. Too bad it's wasted on Omegle, where the only action you can get is from girls with more social anxiety than tits.

    Date: 09/21/17 Views: 91,538 Category: Big Dicks

  • Teen Destroyed by 400lb Man

    Teen Destroyed by 400lb Man

    Anyone recognize this human avalanche? Kinda looks like that cheese walrus from the movie Gamer to me. Shit man, how about sharing your secret with us? 17,000 McNuggets later & you still smash like the G.O.A.T.

    Date: 09/21/17 Views: 66,120 Category: Fatties

  • This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    It's all fun and games until you send your side piece screaming into the first trimester. Some call it 'assault'. Javarius prefers the term 'delivering shade'.

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 73,097 Category: Assholes

  • 73 Minutes of PAINAL

    73 Minutes of PAINAL


    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 85,031 Category: Anal

  • Tiny Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    Tiny Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    The performing arts degree really came back to bite this one in the taint I'm baffled: Do I jack off, or wait for the transformation into Jim Carrey to finish?

    Date: 09/19/17 Views: 97,752 Category: Derp

  • They Thinks It's Funny

    They Thinks It's Funny

    A daily reminder that in The Motherland, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than eat Pirozhki - consequences will be hand. We stand to learn much from this beautiful culture. More Moscow miscreants HERE.

    Date: 09/19/17 Views: 61,776 Category: Drunk

  • Facebook Live in 2017

    Facebook Live in 2017

    Some will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others with shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But moi? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.

    Date: 09/18/17 Views: 101,211 Category: Public

  • 18-year-old Mother of the Year

    18-year-old Mother of the Year

    ha ha haaa

    Date: 09/18/17 Views: 126,175 Category: Webcams

  • Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    She's drunk, high and/or possibly dead... all of which appropriately explain why she's the closest thing to a heterosexual in this video. I have a strong feeling this ended with at least one cellphone getting lost into the abyss.

    Date: 09/17/17 Views: 120,037 Category: Drunk

  • "i'm not on birth control"

    "i'm not on birth control"

    Same thing every time: Gender studies dropout signs up for a c-note, only to regret having her box turned into a vanilla soufflé. Listen u kooky cunts: Fucking strangers isn't the sublime lifestyle Miley Cyrus made it out to be.

    Date: 09/17/17 Views: 72,771 Category: Fail

  • Daughter Rented Out for $70.00

    Daughter Rented Out for $70.00

    Enjoy this one slowly. For this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see a teenage girl drunkenly slam dunk her own gash directly in front of a disapproving parental unit. In another word... FAPFAPFAP.

    Date: 09/16/17 Views: 97,397 Category: Parents

  • Unexpected Vaginas

    Unexpected Vaginas

    11-picture tutorial on how to secure your status as a registered sex offender. Specifically #9, which is miraculously not sporting a single visible skid mark.

    Date: 09/15/17 Views: 99,652 Category: Gallery

  • Let me help you with that

    Let me help you with that


    Date: 09/15/17 Views: 136,202 Category: Teen

  • 19 and CLUELESS

    19 and CLUELESS

    19-years-old and doesn't know what a vagina is. But what they lack in anatomy classes they make up for in... well... nothing. Even combined these two are completely fucking useless & I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    Date: 09/14/17 Views: 100,802 Category: Virgins

  • Just Scroll to 2:25

    Just Scroll to 2:25

    I'm thinking it might be best if you invested those disability checks into something other than backpage's whore section. Like, a doctor visit. Climaxing should never resemble James Early Jones on a Stair Master.

    Date: 09/14/17 Views: 117,846 Category: Seniors




    Date: 09/13/17 Views: 114,346 Category: Picture

  • How to Get Arrested at CSU

    How to Get Arrested at CSU

    Emeka (?) got caught molesting a handful of Sketchers, and now he's got a permanent record more embarrassing than Kendall Jenner's fashion line. There goes his future as Security Guard #2 in the Cool Runnings remake.

    Date: 09/13/17 Views: 75,411 Category: Freaks

  • Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    This is what happens when you let nerds interact with women in a live environment. Safe spaces are destroyed, genitals exposed - all cause some marvelous bastard found a way to add gangrape DLC to GTA5. HILARIOUS.

    Date: 09/12/17 Views: 104,189 Category: LMAO



    Intimate look at what's happening on LGBTQIAXL2^POOPEMOJI-friendly college campuses across planet. No filters, just the top of a cheerleader and bottom of Warren Buffet comin for dem tendies. The human race is dead.

    Date: 09/12/17 Views: 104,130 Category: WTF

  • The Video that Got 'lilsecret' Arrested

    The Video that Got 'lilsecret' Arrested

    News Story

    Date: 09/11/17 Views: 104,030 Category: Public

  • The Magician

    The Magician

    Another vid where a guy is sneaking skull between shifts at Jamba Juice & miscalculates mom's arrival time. This girl goes a step further tho, literally David Copperfielding herself out of existence in 1 second. HOW THE FUCK...

    Date: 09/11/17 Views: 102,410 Category: Busted

  • 19 and FLAWLESS

    19 and FLAWLESS

    This is Kristina Sage. She's ripe, hot as fuck, and has a penchant for giving complete strangers life-threatening boners. Pay a visit to her page HERE.

    Date: 09/10/17 Views: 112,260 Category: Hot

  • Mom For Hire

    Mom For Hire

    Gut instinct tells me this technology is here to stay. Being able to dodge the menopause minefield & come out the other side not smelling like vasoline? That's the kind of science I want to invest in. To the moon bois. :rocket:

    Date: 09/10/17 Views: 96,245 Category: MILF

  • Did they just rape a guy?

    Did they just rape a guy?

    There was only one way out of this. Ya dun goofed, Bohdan.

    Date: 09/09/17 Views: 127,850 Category: Drunk