She was raised on a strict no-negro diet: 1 lick of the chocolate bagpipe, and it's sayonara to her trust fund. So what happens when her daddy-bro-uncle stumbles upon this classic bait and switch? We may never truly know...
Another one of those precious moments where brain cells are left gasping for air after being introduced to fermented street drugs. All sorts of lulz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Aunt Jemima's jiggle juice.
An up close look at the sensual/depressing lives of e-hookers, where girls are stripped of their dignity & subjected to panhandling, humiliation, semi erotic acts and repeats of Spotify's Top 50. In other words: Shit's top shelf.
On the outside all vaginas look different. But head east, and you quickly find that much like the buttplugs in Ellen Page's closet, they only come in one size: MICRO. 10 years of running porn sites, and that's all I've learned.
This is actually genius. Find the right angle & perspective makes the world think you're hung like rhinoceros. Too bad it's wasted on Omegle, where the only action you can get is from girls with more social anxiety than tits.
Anyone recognize this human avalanche? Kinda looks like that cheese walrus from the movie Gamer to me. Shit man, how about sharing your secret with us? 17,000 McNuggets later & you still smash like the G.O.A.T.
A daily reminder that in The Motherland, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than eat Pirozhki - consequences will be hand. We stand to learn much from this beautiful culture. More Moscow miscreants HERE.
Some will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others with shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But moi? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.
She's drunk, high and/or possibly dead... all of which appropriately explain why she's the closest thing to a heterosexual in this video. I have a strong feeling this ended with at least one cellphone getting lost into the abyss.
Same thing every time: Gender studies dropout signs up for a c-note, only to regret having her box turned into a vanilla soufflé. Listen u kooky cunts: Fucking strangers isn't the sublime lifestyle Miley Cyrus made it out to be.
Enjoy this one slowly. For this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see a teenage girl drunkenly slam dunk her own gash directly in front of a disapproving parental unit. In another word... FAPFAPFAP.
19-years-old and doesn't know what a vagina is. But what they lack in anatomy classes they make up for in... well... nothing. Even combined these two are completely fucking useless & I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm thinking it might be best if you invested those disability checks into something other than backpage's whore section. Like, a doctor visit. Climaxing should never resemble James Early Jones on a Stair Master.
Emeka (?) got caught molesting a handful of Sketchers, and now he's got a permanent record more embarrassing than Kendall Jenner's fashion line. There goes his future as Security Guard #2 in the Cool Runnings remake.
This is what happens when you let nerds interact with women in a live environment. Safe spaces are destroyed, genitals exposed - all cause some marvelous bastard found a way to add gangrape DLC to GTA5. HILARIOUS.
Intimate look at what's happening on LGBTQIAXL2^POOPEMOJI-friendly college campuses across planet. No filters, just the top of a cheerleader and bottom of Warren Buffet comin for dem tendies. The human race is dead.
Another vid where a guy is sneaking skull between shifts at Jamba Juice & miscalculates mom's arrival time. This girl goes a step further tho, literally David Copperfielding herself out of existence in 1 second. HOW THE FUCK...
Gut instinct tells me this technology is here to stay. Being able to dodge the menopause minefield & come out the other side not smelling like vasoline? That's the kind of science I want to invest in. To the moon bois. :rocket: