What's that old saying? You can take the sociopath out of the trailer park, but he's still going to bring his dick to the petting zoo? Basically the same off-limits sexual experience here... and one that goes from (wtf?) to (y tho?) in record time.
Oh it's that girl again. You know... the only female that has danced on the line of fucking the mentally challenged for so long, you've now become attracted to people that shop at Walmart? We truly have nobody but ourselves to blame.
Some women need size to get off. Others, a $12.00 shopping spree at Moe's Tex Mex Grill. Then there's Kenzie Reeves who needs no more than half a mini vienna sausage to send her convulsing back to the baby Gap her wardrobe is from.
Nothing gets the peanut gallery talking quite like simultaneous acts of public indecency - so here's 3 girls doing just that. That's right, three as in the number of times I jack off to each episode of Ally McBeal. #skeletonsneedlovetoo #noh8
Maybe "jealous" is the wrong word... as it would imply she gives half a shit about her public image. Trust me when I say she doesn't. I've been inside a Las Vegas White Castle at 2:00AM. I know what antipathy and diseased meat looks like.
Like trying to have sex in West Virginia without a DNA test first - this has bad fucking news written all over it from the start. Still... she continues on. Literally risking organ reassignment surgery with every thrust of Lavar's rhinoceros tusk.
She seems like a nice girl. The type that'd throw herself off a government building if you missed a text, or fuck the mailman if your Instagram post got 0 likes. But her enthusiasm? I've seen happier faces cleaning the toilets at Renaissance Fairs.
Bangin is bangin: I don't discriminate. But I bet you $3 buckaroonies and half of this Barbacoa Butt Burrito she had no idea any of this could be pleasurable. You can literally see her transform from :( to :| with every uppercut to the uterus.
This girl has a clitoral overload immediately following an impromptu canyon yodeling. This is the wwhere I'm supposed to cut the sleeves off my shirt and call her a slut, but I'd rather comfort her while sniffing her butt. It's called romance.
She rises from r/rickandmorty to offer the most retarded excuse for a blowjob I've seen since I tricked a feminist into swiping right on Tinder. Let's just say... the amount of regret was equal. Get the developer, this NPC needs reprogramming.
Call her what you will: Gianna Dior, Divine Box... I prefer the moniker "the reason I have to apply aloe vera to my penis every 3-5 hours". Never before has a pornstar made me proud of the reward points I earned shopping exclusively at Walgreens.
Impressing one of Chaturbate's finest enough to get a personal meet & greet hog squeezin? If true, every Sanjeet and Rakesh on this side of Bangladesh was just given a new reason to stop shitting on the street & start reaching for the stars.
There's no better way to celebrate your final day of freedom than by cramming a bottle of Pepsi's finest in the tuna mitten of a $14.00 hooker. They went for an assisted goal, but she insisted max capacity was already reached. UH HUH...
Don't let the geographical location fool you. This Khabiba's tough girl persona is as real as KFC's employee hand-washing policy. Such as illustrated after her 'brother's' attempt at literally fucking the tears out of her. Bonus WTF @ 1:25 LOL
Consider this both a tutorial and realty check for making proper life decisions. update: apparently the backlash from this video drove her to re-brand and start doing dry-anal scenes at home lol. Her new Paisley Pepper account is HERE