• They Have no Clue

    They Have no Clue

    smiles are gonna fade quick

    Date: 03/18/18 Views: 26,190 Category: Picture

  • WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    It's official. We have the answer for feminism.

    Date: 03/17/18 Views: 60,001 Category: Alphas



    Some 'feels' I am glad I'll never experience: Child birth, menstrual cramps, bamboo fingernail torture & an unwelcomed penis randomly kicking open the door to the house of pain. FULL VERSIONS HERE - 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

    Date: 03/16/18 Views: 67,638 Category: Quitters

  • Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    As fate would have it, handing out rusty tugboats to guys that consider bratwurst one of the elite food groups, isn't the high profile, second source of income she originally thought it out to be. Live, learn & sanitize, BECKY.

    Date: 03/15/18 Views: 109,922 Category: LMAO

  • The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    more: 1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7

    Date: 03/14/18 Views: 123,978 Category: Amateur

  • How the fuck is this even possible...

    How the fuck is this even possible...

    [tip: scroll to bottom of page for link] You know that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of a vagina from the rusty turntable? Well, her two costars just accidentally thrusted straight fucking through it. #diapers4life

    Date: 03/13/18 Views: 132,897 Category: WTF



    Sneed's Feed and Seed houses 30 cows & more chickens than a French battalion. READ: Not a place to test your vaginal limits. But when you have 900 Patreons & a full bottle of penicillin, capacity isnt a concern. Its destiny.

    Date: 03/12/18 Views: 116,183 Category: Freaks

  • 9 inches? No problemo

    9 inches? No problemo

    Seduction done right? Certainly an unexpected event @Inhumanity. Maybe resulting in the soiling of one, possibly even 2 Saved by the Bell loincloths.

    Date: 03/12/18 Views: 80,951 Category: Big Dicks

  • TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring because she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: "Grease Keeps the Peace" member that, & you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 03/11/18 Views: 128,197 Category: Anal

  • Meanwhile, in Africa...

    Meanwhile, in Africa...

    Refreshing to see tourism is still booming for our brothers below the equator. Now lets go ahead and get these gentleman under contract for the Ghostbusters reboot. I'm seeing 103 inches of Oscar winners here.

    Date: 03/10/18 Views: 113,333 Category: Big Dicks

  • Challenge = Accepted

    Challenge = Accepted

    Fuckin potheads.

    Date: 03/09/18 Views: 138,767 Category: Teen



    Gut instinct tells me that thing is about as real as Papa John's promise to not give you diarrhea. The penis large enough to need it's own pair of Air Jordans may be bogus, but the guy being virtually cucked by it isn't HAHA

    Date: 03/08/18 Views: 131,765 Category: Big Dicks

  • White Girl Wednesdays

    White Girl Wednesdays


    Date: 03/07/18 Views: 110,475 Category: Porn

  • $20 to Fuck Her Brother

    $20 to Fuck Her Brother

    Is it real? Is it fake? Nobody ever truly knows in the land of communist coochi. Not only that, but expect your curiosity in traditional wallpaper to be tripled at a minimum before this one is over. Today is a learning day.

    Date: 03/06/18 Views: 171,325 Category: Incest



    Face of a virgin & knows her way around a Baby Gap. Rarely do I admit this, but she's 1 hymen break away from being worthy of an Ecto Cooler 6-pack on my dime. Sadly, 3.4 inches of solid mass just don't do it for her.

    Date: 03/05/18 Views: 112,949 Category: Virgins

  • Won't See Her 21st Birthday

    Won't See Her 21st Birthday

    Yelp Review: 1 Star (the shrimp was good)

    Date: 03/05/18 Views: 95,235 Category: Picture

  • 9 Girls that Will NEVER Stream Again

    9 Girls that Will NEVER Stream Again

    LIFE LESSON #274: If your tolerance is weaker than Betty White's rectal control, stay the fuck away from the masturbatory demands of 4,000+ strangers. Last time I saw this many tears, I had to pay the hooker double.

    Date: 03/04/18 Views: 126,388 Category: Compilations



    Sofia plops out a double serving of cantalope and straight up doesn't give a fuck that a family member is in squirting distance. #theperfectwoman

    Date: 03/03/18 Views: 191,664 Category: Incest

  • ULTRA RARE: The "Mayli" Video

    ULTRA RARE: The "Mayli" Video

    Well, shit lady I still got some life left in my signature edition Tom Sizemore MMA gloves if this is what ur into. I'd book 3 rounds right now, but I'm not sure you'd feel about traveling by car and not autonomous cuntmobile.

    Date: 03/02/18 Views: 308,560 Category: Rekt

  • New Year, Old Me

    New Year, Old Me

    5 pour souls that will never experience the sweet kiss of a double Baconator ever again. If you're the type of guy that can appreciate karma , this is the link for you. More of a humanitarian? Don't worry, I gotchu covered too.

    Date: 03/01/18 Views: 153,409 Category: Fail

  • Your New Hero

    Your New Hero

    So, what's the explanation this time? Normally guys that look like the result of crossbreeding the cast of Napoleon Dynamite with a cantaloupe are incapable of securing cooter of this quality. I'm open to suggestions. [more]

    Date: 02/28/18 Views: 211,594 Category: Webcams



    Newbie tries to escape the wrath of an erect black man by slowly inching away... but the beast refuses to relent. A suicide dive is her only salvation.

    Date: 02/27/18 Views: 133,036 Category: Bloopers

  • HAHA: Caught 4 Fingers Deep

    HAHA: Caught 4 Fingers Deep

    A-when there's no one else in sight,
    A-in crowded lonely night
    Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
    And I'm dancing with myself

    Date: 02/26/18 Views: 314,252 Category: Busted

  • Thanks Dad!

    Thanks Dad!

    2lbs of Hamburger Helper and marginal Call of Duty skills? Maybe finding out your GF gave papi chulo teh SUCC really is the best thing in this video.

    Date: 02/25/18 Views: 129,698 Category: Assholes

  • The Enforcer

    The Enforcer

    wait for it...

    Date: 02/24/18 Views: 145,822 Category: Fights

  • Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    It's always the same setup. Your side piece finally agrees to lube the rusty wagon wheel , but "only if I git drunky first". Listen you cockamamie hoes: Bacardi + Buttlove don't mix. These bitches couldn't even stay vertical lol

    Date: 02/23/18 Views: 148,896 Category: Drunk

  • Rose McGowan's Sex Tape

    Rose McGowan's Sex Tape


    Date: 02/22/18 Views: 159,758 Category: Celebrities

  • White Girl Wednesdays

    White Girl Wednesdays

    Nothing hits like implied B-list celebrities. So here's 5 mins of your wettest high school dream come to life. Thats right FIVE, as in the number of times I have to flush a low-flow toilet after a spirited afternoon at Olive Garden.

    Date: 02/21/18 Views: 162,896 Category: Porn

  • IT'S A TRAP!

    IT'S A TRAP!

    Don't let the cute face & lack of Valtrex in this video fool you: Even the hot ones make mistakes in the eternal quest for 11 seconds of Instagram fame.

    Date: 02/20/18 Views: 170,726 Category: Derp

  • Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    A phat ass can make up for anything: bad skin, pubic lice, the initial stages of Chlamydia. But THIS vagrant? She's got booty meat like Tom Cruise has regressive Aspergers and I don't know exactly where to cram my quarters.

    Date: 02/19/18 Views: 170,086 Category: Gallery