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  • Shoulda Seen It Coming

    The human experiment takes a new detour to fuck town USA, aided by wrestling memes and movies you probably never heard of. twas a fine society we had once. But like buying a video card without a home equity loan, those days are forgotten.

    Date: 01/12/26 Category: WAT

  • 18 Year Old In A Van

    "you get the best barrels ever dude it's just like you pull in and you just get spit right out of 'em and you just drop in and you jus' smack lip WAPAH y'drop down s'na BAH and then after that you just drop in just ride the barrel and get pitted."

    Date: 12/09/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Banned From Instagram Again

    OnlyFans cringe? In MY brainrot app? It's more likely than you think.

    Date: 02/23/26 Category: Busted

  • Housewife Gets Desperate

    Just close the fuckin app.

    Date: 11/18/25 Category: MILF

  • inTENSE

    Incredible proportions. I bet every forward thrust would have her tits clapping like a trained seal. ur not supposed to find fish sticks erotic... yet here we are. Again.

    Date: 01/30/26 Category: Hot

  • "IT'S IN MY ASSS!"

    7 mins of screen time and not once did the camera pan down to her luke warm filipe puckered starburst, leaving viewers concerned that they have been duped into participating in false advertising. Have we entered the era of "dick-baiting"?

    Date: 03/27/26 Category: Beefy

  • 18YO Loses Her Mind

    Chances are those neurons weren't fully firing before the cam turned on... but still

    Date: 01/26/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • 18YO Going Viral

    Desperate marketing or true? Not sure what the hype is about. Flash tats and deflated bicycle tires must have gained some sort of popularity recently.

    Date: 03/20/26 Category: Amateur

  • Ran Out Of Gas

    The dude behind the camera has survived genital-disfiguring diseases amidst bulldozing through 27% of the pacific north west's bucket of baddies. Maybe Gorlock needs to make a cameo next time. That's the secret ending we all earned.

    Date: 02/08/26 Category: Derp

  • "IT'S TOO FUCKIN BIG!"

    First warning sign should have been suggesting Ziploc Big Bags as contraceptive. The 2nd was needing to pay for a day pass in order to enter the donkey exhibit.

    Date: 11/22/25 Category: Beefy

  • Exposed, AGAIN?

    Sorry Chuds, but I'll pass. I prefer my pseudo-sister slampig content to be as believable as possible. That means more screeching about who ate the last Pop-Tart & less TikTok-level acting that makes my crotch itch just being a spectator.

    Date: 03/24/26 Category: Beefy

  • Black Made Her Crack

    Self-proclaimed anaconda smuggler gets humbled after spending < 4.7 seconds on the dark side, leaving her no option but to tap out. The check isn't in the mail.

    Date: 12/07/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • Took Her To The Limit

    Unfortunately she crumbles faster than a Chinese skyscraper. Don't expect much.

    Date: 12/03/25 Category: Rekt

  • White Girl Wasn't Ready

    cuck·old
    /ˈkək(ə)ld,ˈkəˌkōld/
    → (of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife. And in some rare cases, witness to a rare anaconda on human attack.

    Date: 10/20/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • "its not even in ur ass yet"

    Getting finger blasted with a side of lyme disease seems to [her thing]

    Date: 03/18/26 Category: Public

  • Too Far?

    ah, the old "my sister ate moon grass and fell on my penis" trick. A classic move, but one that gonna need more practice if it's going to give Limpin Larry enough motivation to erect the other half of his penis for her. #cialis pancho. Look into it.

    Date: 02/18/26 Category: Slutty

  • You WILL Lose

    If we could go ahead and get an ID on her, that would be fantastic. Try to time it around the Black Friday sales on 10-packs of tube socks if possible. Appreciate it.

    Date: 11/23/25 Category: Impressive

  • but... why?

    For these philanthropists, it's about breaking down societal norms and giving back to the community. Jump that hurdle and nothing will come between your side piece and legendary status. Save for a pair of Joseppi's tube socks or two...

    Date: 12/31/25 Category: Assholes

  • Wrong Girl, Wrong Time

    30 secs in and 2 things have become apparent: 1) I've been grossly mislead about Nebraska's tourism attractions. And 2) at least 50% of the people in comments below this have ejaculated to fully clothed women in the Nordstrom catalogue.

    Date: 12/02/25 Category: Busted

  • wtf kinda threesome is this?

    Get them grippers any deeper in ur gullet & homegirl gonna look like a Centaur.

    Date: 01/12/26 Category: WTF

  • Yeah -- It's Real

    "Colorado tourism offers stunning mountain scenery, hiking and charming towns, attracting visitors year-round for outdoor adventure & relaxation. Key attractions include Rocky Mountain National Park, Aspen and the inside of this girl's asshole"

    Date: 12/04/25 Category: Slutty

  • A REAL Girl-Next-Door

    Guerilla Tesla advertising is getting creative.

    Date: 11/26/25 Category: Hot

  • EVERY. FUCKING. INCH.

    Downside to living with a depraved girl from Frogballs Arkansas? Every time you get half a hard-on, it's time to perform. But the produce is usually fresh so... win.

    Date: 12/30/25 Category: Alphas

  • "did u just nut in me?!"

    The real hero of today's adventure should be whatever surgeon sews that bag of expired beef back together in the last clip. It seems learning how to be a boxer through YouTube videos with a language barrier has consequences. More [here]

    Date: 11/25/25 Category: Derp

  • 19 Year Old LEGEND

    A true pioneer. While most girls were still flailing about in front of ring lamps and 240p pizza delivery dares, [this] cinnamon flavored garbonzo bean was out in the field slapping clam where your mom could find her during a brisk afternoon stroll.

    Date: 04/02/26 Category: Impressive

  • "i fucked your mom"

    Pretty fuckin impressive build there. I bet you'd double fist the pelmeni borscht out of your own slavic shithole just to get within arm's reach of those juice bags.

    Date: 01/01/26 Category: MILF

  • Ur Brother Is Weird

    Imagine auctioning off the elasticity of your meat stocking on home video.
    Now imagine the highest bidder comes equipped with a party city water gun.

    Date: 03/25/26 Category: Freaks

  • Married, Cucked 2 Weeks Later

    Hope you signed a prenup bud.

    Date: 02/05/26 Category: Cuck

  • Return Customer

    The eyes give it away every time. Unless you're a pirate.

    Date: 02/12/26 Category: Amateur

  • Yeah, That's Weird

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    Date: 11/29/25 Category: Public