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  • Life = Changed

    Being converted into a middle-aged pretzel probably wasn't on the to-do list for ole' perky tits Tina, but it just took her Sheldon Scale rating from a 4 to a hefty 7.3.

    Date: 09/19/25 Category: Rekt

  • "WRONG FKN HOLE!!"

    Is there a third Bella twin I've been unaware of this entire time? I'm getting some serious WWE vibes from this performance. Ya know; mid-card acting, main event placement and knowing she probably banged John Cena somewhere in the past.

    Date: 12/08/25 Category: Anal

  • How (not?) to Treat a Prostitute

    A public service announcement on the cons and cons of searching for discounted hookers lurking in Craigslist's general section. If the intimate relationship with $5 scratch off tickets doesn't erect your cock, the aroma of Newport Menthols will.

    Date: 07/23/25 Category: Assholes

  • Almost Girlfriend Material

    Imagine thinking marriage is an option in 2025.

    Date: 11/21/25 Category: Hot

  • "did u just nut in me?!"

    The real hero of today's adventure should be whatever surgeon sews that bag of expired beef back together in the last clip. It seems learning how to be a boxer through YouTube videos with a language barrier has consequences. More [here]

    Date: 11/25/25 Category: Derp

  • Hottest Girl on The Internet?

    If you want attention in 2025, it's gonna take a lot more than hangin brain in the checkout line at Hot Topic. So take notes ladies, because it's this kind of work ethic that springboards you from "girl friend" to "girl wife". Respectfully of course.

    Date: 08/13/25 Category: Impressive

  • The Perfect Girlfriend

    Dude's hairline looks like a Detroit skyline and has "overdose" across his jugular. And still managed to pull a 9/10 that rawdogs anal. u no longer have any excuses.

    Date: 11/18/25 Category: Anal

  • REAL: Caught In The Act

    Infuckingcredible. I'd double-fist the Saag Paneer from her overpopulated shithole just to get within reach of those calcium-loaded funbaggers. [Twitter] And her [Instagram] where she labels herself as "Gaming Video Creator" lmao

    Date: 10/21/25 Category: Slutty

  • Absolutely HORRID

    1997 is still recovering from this.

    Date: 09/22/25 Category: Shocking

  • REAL: Take A Number

    1:00 mark for the community service member in question.

    Date: 10/03/25 Category: Public

  • White Girl Wasn't Ready

    cuck·old
    /ˈkək(ə)ld,ˈkəˌkōld/
    → (of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife. And in some rare cases, witness to a rare anaconda on human attack.

    Date: 10/20/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • 18 Reasons

    [britni kitten]. Repeat delinquent. Totally natural. Has an unhealthy oral fixation.

    Date: 10/17/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Bro, CALM DOWN!

    The amount of women that wait in que to get bulldozed by this maniac is actually surprising. What could be done in the privacy of your own home with a gas generator and jumper cables, has been brought to public view. In high defs.

    Date: 09/27/25 Category: Rekt

  • Rough Night?

    Horse cock alarm clocks might not be a thing for you. But it is for [tara rico]

    Date: 10/25/25 Category: Amateur

  • "the sleepover video"

    Her body-to-box ratio is insane. Literally carved right out of the blueprint for "girls I would give up red meat just to be in the same room as one of her brappers after a solo speed run of Olive Garden's Tour of Italy". In other words -- I fucks with it.

    Date: 10/18/25 Category: Busted

  • Mom... CHILL!

    idk who she is but the checklist has already been maxed out: Puts out on date #1. Maintains a consistent diet of cabbage, and has absolutely no respect for the scotch guarded comforter you borrowed from gram. Are those wedding bells?

    Date: 10/08/25 Category: Slutty

  • 92lb Wife Demolished

    She claims this is legit, and it's the first time "meeting" this dude. Okay lady, sure. And the gangrene I got from "introducing" myself to a stripper that considers Canadian pennies a form of payment will just go away with fast orange and water.

    Date: 09/16/25 Category: Cuck

  • Soccer Moms Are EZ

    Nothing gets a 40-something moist quite like BOGO sales at their local Target. Couple that with 2008's finest fashion choices and you got a recipe for the craziest future Facebook chain posts. Mall parking lots will never be the same.

    Date: 08/10/25 Category: MILF

  • 18 Year Old In A Van

    "you get the best barrels ever dude it's just like you pull in and you just get spit right out of 'em and you just drop in and you jus' smack lip WAPAH y'drop down s'na BAH and then after that you just drop in just ride the barrel and get pitted."

    Date: 12/09/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Almost Wife Material

    Wait for it...

    Date: 08/22/25 Category: Anal

  • Someone Got The Video

    Date: 12/16/25 Category: Amateur

  • Already Over It

    Date: 10/16/25 Category: Amateur

  • Wait, It LEAKED?

    Date: 09/06/25 Category: Public

  • Unexpected Creampie = LOL

    Just when you think it's safe to trust again, some vagabond goes and makes unannounced deposits in your sausage mitten. Was it worth the beating Vladimir?

    Date: 11/05/25 Category: Assholes

  • IT'S NOT THAT BIG!

    Are all sex merchant Asian girls preprogrammed to do the open mouth youtube thumbnail reaction no matter how big/small the bean is? example: [shena nomy] acting like Joe Averagecock's 5 inches are gutting her like an industrial chainsaw.

    Date: 07/17/25 Category: Cringe

  • Predator Caught

    [this version] might make more sense. Afterwards she became a JAV icon, came back to make whatever the fuck this is you're watching here and now moonlights as some sort of [findom lesbian] In other words; she's literal wife material.

    Date: 07/16/25 Category: Porn

  • 18 And Ready

    5 foot 3, weighs less than a soggy bag of Thanksgiving leftovers and literally can't keep a penis out of her mouth for 19 consecutive seconds. No it's not whoever smoked your ass in that last Arc Raiders game -- It's gotta be kane [mira monroe]

    Date: 11/28/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • "The Business Trip"

    Double team raw dogging a lady of the night sure is a bold choice. Almost as bold as filming, saving and consequently having your wife stumble upon said video because you forgot how cloud backups work. That daggone syphilitic technology.

    Date: 10/01/25 Category: Cheaters

  • Not Even Ashamed?

    I didn't even realize Bailey was still active. Then her [twitter] account popped up and showed it's possible to quadruple the size of your tits without surgery? wtf?

    Date: 08/02/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • NOTHING Breaks Her

    Notorious sex warrior [MJA] proves once again she has a uterus made of Teflon.

    Date: 12/11/25 Category: Derp