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  • Absolutely HORRID

    1997 is still recovering from this.

    Date: 09/22/25 Category: Shocking

  • Guess The University

    Somewhere beyond the intersection of Aidsville, and Fucktown USA. Presumably.

    Date: 06/23/25 Category: Rekt

  • Wait... WHAT HOLE?

    Something tells me we aren't talking about golf here...

    Date: 09/11/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Ya'll Are Sick

    What the fuck is going on in Europe?

    Date: 07/08/25 Category: Incest

  • "it's too fucking huge!"

    Date: 05/03/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • From GEEK to ANAL PRO

    You can go ahead and brag about your triple digit IQ all you want bruh. But if you're not using it to turn someones asshole into a fresh bowl of Bob Evans Mashed Potatoes it's about as useful as a hot shower is to this classic r-word.

    Date: 09/22/25 Category: Slutty

  • Bro... ENOUGH!

    Solid 5/10? I can sympathize. East Euro impoverish-core decor? Understandable. What I'm throwing red flags on is her ability to look like she's being sodomized by an industrial fruit juicer every time he makes contact with her clitoris. #pass

    Date: 05/04/25 Category: Rekt

  • You didn't have to film that...

    Dragging your contractually obligated meat pocket to a secluded beach for 4 minutes of rubber-coated humping is cool and all, but where's the art? A sand enema, a jellyfish tampon; can you start thinking outside of the box please?

    Date: 07/10/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Cheating With... WHO?!

    Easily the most deplorable attempt at infidelity to ever grace my 11" Amiga computer monitor [this week]. And that's coming from a human being who's seen more than 23 consecutive mins of an Dwayne Johnson movie. My opinion counts.

    Date: 08/08/25 Category: Amateur

  • tf? was the rent due?!

    This is [allicatcollared] and her hobbies include: Philosophical debates on racial inequities, [posting on reddit] and cosplaying as a northern Indiana shish kabob.

    Date: 08/11/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • Future Wife

    Some women need a good meal and a goodnight text to reach their sexual peak. But this one? Just one half-assed request has her pastrami butterfly goopafied. Not a single phone in sight. Just 2 people living in the moment. I kinda respect it.

    Date: 10/05/25 Category: Public

  • She Quit

    Probably not the first time she's been fairly compensated for cosplaying as a communal nut pod, but it's gonna be the last time. Sponsored by Coca Cola?

    Date: 09/30/25 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Guess The Twitch Streamer

    I remember when couples would upload their finest Nokia flip vids onto websites that couldn't get cleared for an SSL certificate. So trust when I say having more flash tattoos than visible skin is a bit distracting from the story ur trying to tsell.

    Date: 09/25/25 Category: WAT

  • Mom Ruins The Moment

    A better title for this one would be "Last nights pasta primevera makes a surprise reappearance but my daughter can't stop violating herself for strangers in Uzfukisthan so I can't use my own shitter". Unfortunately there's a character limit.

    Date: 05/27/25 Category: Derp

  • Someone Finally Leaked It

    When ur cum face cant be distinguished from the unfortunate soul paid to scrub porcelain at Taco Bell on Cinco de Mayo, it may be time to reevaluate your idea of eroticism. Or just watch this techno freddy fuck instead. Like I give a bullcrap.

    Date: 05/09/25 Category: Derp

  • Best Moment of His FUCKIN LIFE

    What's his secret to success? It's simple really. Just inject 75 milligrams of Dbol directly into your scrotum every 3 days, and you too can gallivant around the neighborhood in seek of sub-500 TikToker's in dire need of a hospital visit.

    Date: 04/13/25 Category: Rekt

  • Quitting Wasn't Optional?

    Homeboy is slingin more meat than a Texas butcher shop and she's not even phased. Levi's should use this video to sell more mom jeans. You're welcome.

    Date: 08/26/25 Category: Public

  • The Perfect Girl DOES Exist

    Maybe taming the stinky weasel is just more of a norm in other parts of the world? Either way, dude is sitting on a goldmine of a significant other here and the Internet demands more of her content including access to all mud buttons.

    Date: 05/30/25 Category: Anal

  • Incredible Tits, Zero Skills

    Maybe zero is a harsh criticism. We all have to start somewhere. It's just that most recipients of the Gawkoluxious 3000 would prefer making it out of the tutorial 1st.

    Date: 09/12/25 Category: Derp

  • Beating The Brakes Off White Girl

    Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards too. ah well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the menu, Beckys and Katies are still gonna be bae.

    Date: 08/01/25 Category: Beefy

  • He Couldn't Break Her

    How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon probably weighs more than her entire body" ? Ninety seven. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. The streak is broken.

    Date: 05/05/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • 11 Inches Soft

    Proficient camera angles and lighting, or a man that was actually conceived by a fucking Clydesdale? I'm sorry, I just don't have the answers behind this mystery.

    Date: 05/22/25 Category: Beefy

  • Locking The Door Fail

    → 22 years old
    → living at home
    → fashion influencer
    Sometimes it writes itself

    Date: 07/11/25 Category: LMAO

  • Gang Member "breaks in" Soccer Mom

    I'm telling my friends this was Madonna.

    Date: 09/23/25 Category: WTF

  • Did You Lose A Bet?

    Short answer? Yes
    Shorter answer? Still yes

    Date: 09/26/25 Category: WTF

  • 3 Wives, ALL CHEATERS

    Date: 08/16/25 Category: Cheaters

  • HOW MUCH CUM IS IN ME??

    Unilaterally super soaking home turf without as much as laying down a blanket or wearing a form fitting adult diaper? In this economy? Its more likely than u think...

    Date: 06/05/25 Category: WTF

  • That Was A Mistake

    See? Not every post here has to be about unsuitable bodily penetrations and the Montana residents that love them. Sometimes you gotta slow down and appreciate women that would charge $99.99 to drop ship you their fart jars.

    Date: 07/29/25 Category: Public

  • Uhh... Happy Birthday?

    ☑ No party clown hired
    ☑ No catered food served
    ☑ No chance to avoid syphilis

    Date: 08/17/25 Category: Derp

  • MOM, GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!

    Ya know what. When you're stuck with gynecomastia and the endurance of a diabetic Snorlax, scoring women of this caliber probably needs to be celebrated. Congratulations to all these heroes. MORE: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-] [-5-] [-6-] [7]

    Date: 09/08/25 Category: Fail