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  • Bad Choices, Big Mistakes

    You've heard that one before. But it's never been so accurate after seeing >five consecutive minutes of the world's most undesirable creatures run wild in their natural habitat. If anything at all proving that Valtrex should be a public company.

    Date: 04/17/26 Category: WTF

  • Dorm Room Destroyer

    OnlyFans: For half the cost of a Burger King combo meal, you too can be subjected to whatever toxicology violations are lurking behind those prematurely aged cheek bones. Enhancing your aroma with menthol Newports is optional.

    Date: 03/14/26 Category: Rekt

  • Contents Under Extreme Pressure

    Gotta admit; That's some impressive distance being covered with each wad. If the rumors of breakdancing being replaced with this at the next Olympics games is true, we may be witnessing a gold medal contender here. Bring on the sponsors.

    Date: 05/26/26 Category: Beefy

  • Another Vacation Tape LEAKED

    The title may be bs, but at least it's not A.I. An unfortunate level of acceptance our dystopian future has waiting for us when it comes to waxin the carrot. Almost as depressing as that spine tattoo acting as a roadmap to her Hersey Kiss faucet.

    Date: 07/13/26 Category: Amateur

  • Leak Of Legends

    Yes, it's this again.

    Date: 07/19/26 Category: Vintage

  • Breaking A Perfect 10

    As far as historic rope throwing content goes, this has to be somewhere in the top 10. Before breaking tha internet was an overused buzzword to shill celebrity shit slop, this Slavic masterpiece was Double-D'ing her way to legendary status. #win

    Date: 02/27/26 Category: Impressive

  • Only On Spring Break

    ...and summer break
    ...and autumn break
    ...and winter break

    Date: 04/03/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Married Men vs. Escort

    Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
    Right now, you can save fifty pounds per person
    That's two hundred pounds off for a family of four

    Date: 02/28/26 Category: Hookers

  • Mom Had ONE Job

    Fitness Influencer x The Internet

    Date: 06/01/26 Category: MILF

  • NOBODY Believed Him

    If uve been gifted the dimensions of a jar of grammas old fashioned marmalade, then you may have never experienced this situation. Alpha Chads such as yourself would power through both this interruption, and the following domestic assault.

    Date: 05/17/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • but... HOW DID IT FIT?!

    Date: 05/30/26 Category: Anal

  • 1 Coworker, 1 Threesome

    I haven't seen workplace moral improve this fast since [this dropped]

    Date: 04/19/26 Category: Amateur

  • Your Sister's New Hobby

    Of all the unexpected fluids you can get blasted with in the backseat of a mid-range economy car, it's really not all that bad. People with friends that frequent the Dairy Queen drive-thru on a weekly basis know what I'm talking about.

    Date: 03/04/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Rent's Paid

    Date: 07/25/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Who Told Her Husband HAHA

    Self-filming, self-uploading and self-promoting is crazy fuckin work when you got a wedding ring collecting dust on the Walmart end table. Having the phenotype of an Elden Ring skeletal archer may or may not have led to this decision tho.

    Date: 02/13/26 Category: Cheaters

  • Exposed, AGAIN?

    Sorry Chuds, but I'll pass. I prefer my pseudo-sister slampig content to be as believable as possible. That means more screeching about who ate the last Pop-Tart & less TikTok-level acting that makes my crotch itch just being a spectator.

    Date: 03/24/26 Category: Beefy

  • That's Just Crazy

    Not a bad reason to jump the pond and do a little sightseeing. In fact, throw in a bowl of your finest solyanka and I might make a weekend out of it. [more here]

    Date: 06/24/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • MILF Meets Her Match

    Not exactly the plan of attack I recommend you try on the misses.

    Date: 04/27/26 Category: MILF

  • Come Get Your Wife

    You would think one day in the future a video of your significant other being railroaded in the shallow end of a pool human sized petri dish would return to haunt you. And if u do, u'd be right. She'll never show her face in Walmart again.

    Date: 03/26/26 Category: Cheaters

  • REAL: Kicked Out Of College For This

    4 outta 5 physicians will advise against this behavior. But a lifetime of chronic digestive complications doesn't really seem to concern these prodigies. Big risks = more clout. And more clout = more fashionably retarded short form content.

    Date: 03/13/26 Category: Derp

  • White Girl Tourism

    Melody Marks. Long time pornstar turned JAV icon hit Japan like a tornado, fucking everything with a pulse. Now she moonlights as some sorta [findom lesbian online] In other words; gaijin have been in shambles ever since [more]

    Date: 03/17/26 Category: Shocking

  • Married, Cucked 2 Weeks Later

    Hope you signed a prenup bud.

    Date: 02/05/26 Category: Cuck

  • Can't Hide From It Now

    Considering where the bar now sits in Hollywood, she may have very well been in contention for an Oscar or two. The Ink Master rabbit hole said otherwise though.

    Date: 06/23/26 Category: Busted

  • Passed Around At Party

    Believe it or not this was actually voted the number two reason to wake up Saturday morning with an unexplained rash in between your ass cheeks. Only falling short to raw dogging Taco Bell's new Cantina Chicken Mexican Pizza.

    Date: 05/20/26 Category: Slutty

  • Perverted Sister Is Perverted

    If that isn't the look of a woman that's said "i've used dijon mustard as lubricant" at the table during Thanksgiving dinner, you can slap my bag and call me Shirley.

    Date: 02/25/26 Category: Fail

  • "IT'S IN MY ASSS!"

    7 mins of screen time and not once did the camera pan down to her luke warm filipe puckered starburst, leaving viewers concerned that they have been duped into participating in false advertising. Have we entered the era of "dick-baiting"?

    Date: 03/27/26 Category: Beefy

  • PULL OUT! PULL OUT! PULL OUT!

    The WWE-inspired outfit has to be community noted here. Showing appreciation for Stephanie Vaquer, or 1 hammer away from Tim The Toolman Taylor cosplay?

    Date: 01/30/26 Category: Anal

  • Bring A Friend They Said

    Looks like the room they chose for this little retrograde escapade doubles as a crack den for the local vagabond community on the weekends. Imagine the smell.

    Date: 06/12/26 Category: Derp

  • "Random Mom Moment"

    People are getting way too comfortable on this app life.

    Date: 06/22/26 Category: Public

  • Mom = Busted

    What in the Blair Witch Project is going the fuck on here?

    Date: 02/01/26 Category: Slutty