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  • The Perfect 19 Yr old

    It's not every day someone's video title has me scratching all three nuts in bewilderment. But "Dumb Flashlight with Cow Tits"? Not even all 32 volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica is any help & I find my disappointment is immeasurable.

    Date: 12/15/25 Category: Impressive

  • Standing On Business

    Date: 01/23/26 Category: Amateur

  • White Girl Wasn't Ready

    cuck·old
    /ˈkək(ə)ld,ˈkəˌkōld/
    → (of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife. And in some rare cases, witness to a rare anaconda on human attack.

    Date: 10/20/25 Category: Big Dicks

  • uhh... are u related?

    Where the fuck has she been practicing that technique and are they still allowed within 100 yards of Thanksgiving dinner? These 2 things seem to be intertwined.

    Date: 11/19/25 Category: Incest

  • Sister's Privacy = INVADED

    Forgetting to lock a door? Check
    Spacial awareness of a squirrel? Check
    Attempting to escape the line of fire? Nope

    Date: 10/14/25 Category: Assholes

  • A New Challenge

    Date: 01/16/26 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Guess The Influencer

    Hint #1: It's not ishowspeed.

    Date: 11/12/25 Category: Impressive

  • "IT'S TOO FUCKIN BIG!"

    First warning sign should have been suggesting Ziploc Big Bags as contraceptive. The 2nd was needing to pay for a day pass in order to enter the donkey exhibit.

    Date: 11/22/25 Category: Beefy

  • Mom's A Trooper

    Staring at wood paneling as her middle-aged leather cheerio permeates the air with the aroma of Newport Menthols and Skittles. That's the life we all strive for.

    Date: 08/03/25 Category: Rekt

  • "what condom?"

    Looks like it's [this girl]

    Date: 01/17/26 Category: Amateur

  • Escaping A Glory Hole

    For these philanthropists, it's about destroying societal norms and giving back to the neighbors. Climb that mountain and nothing shall come between your communal oral cavity and legendary status. Save for a viral outbreak or four...

    Date: 09/11/25 Category: Derp

  • Just Scroll To 11:20

    Date: 10/04/25 Category: WTF

  • Ruthless Wife

    To be honest, it's probably real. The depths of hell your average Instagram'r will travel too for a few extra clicks is all the confirmation you need to prove that.

    Date: 09/09/25 Category: Assholes

  • "no fuckin condoms"

    Not rly surprising from a girl that willingly chose the alias [shrOOms Q]. Moon lettuce & it's sibling psychedelics have led to many unscrupulous hole invasions.

    Date: 10/11/25 Category: Hot

  • Was It Too Fast?!

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    Date: 10/27/25 Category: Anal

  • Took Her To The Limit

    Unfortunately she crumbles faster than a Chinese skyscraper. Don't expect much.

    Date: 12/03/25 Category: Rekt

  • but... why?

    For these philanthropists, it's about breaking down societal norms and giving back to the community. Jump that hurdle and nothing will come between your side piece and legendary status. Save for a pair of Joseppi's tube socks or two...

    Date: 12/31/25 Category: Assholes

  • "uhhh, sry wrong hole"

    Date: 01/25/26 Category: Anal

  • Girlfriend Traded For WEED?

    No way is that title authentic, but we're at the ass crack of 2026 so nothing is really surprising. Appraising your significant other's oral cavity at less than a bag of expired bagels might actually be a net positive to the gene pool at this point.

    Date: 12/14/25 Category: WAT

  • WHY Did You Go Raw?!

    Sometimes I think about the amount of guttural toxic waste this man has used his dipstick to measure without protective gear. There's no way he's still alive.

    Date: 01/04/26 Category: Freaks

  • Who The Fuck Leaked It?

    Hey maybe this is your thing, and so be it if it is. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page when it comes to buying modern day remakes and how they should involve as many bodily fluids as possible. Always shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

    Date: 10/30/25 Category: WAT

  • You're Not Meeting My Parents

    Driving stick without a clutch? That's impressive.

    Date: 12/20/25 Category: LMAO

  • Cucked Wife Almost Taps

    Clearly this is a woman that's no stranger to surprise trips to the gynecologist.

    Date: 10/22/25 Category: Cuck

  • Filming Yourself Cheating Is Retarded

    Captain Lou Albano's love of replica katana swords and pop tarts has finally attracted someone that doesn't have access to their Nigerian mailman's third cousin's billion dollar bank account. I guess getting it on film should be excepted.

    Date: 11/25/25 Category: Cheaters

  • Beating The Brakes Off White Girl

    Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards too. ah well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the menu, Beckys and Katies are still gonna be bae.

    Date: 08/01/25 Category: Beefy

  • "we just nailed ur girlfriend"

    Yeah I'm not about to pretend [Alexis Crystal] has committed to anything outside of a relationship with benzodiazepines, but imagine if it were true.

    Date: 09/04/25 Category: Public

  • 92lb Wife Demolished

    She claims this is legit, and it's the first time "meeting" this dude. Okay lady, sure. And the gangrene I got from "introducing" myself to a stripper that considers Canadian pennies a form of payment will just go away with fast orange and water.

    Date: 09/16/25 Category: Cuck

  • wtf kinda threesome is this?

    Get them grippers any deeper in ur gullet & homegirl gonna look like a Centaur.

    Date: 01/12/26 Category: WTF

  • Alabama Is Dangerous

    Just what the fuck was going on in 2006? Looks like someone with a gestapo fetish and a sizable bankroll started to bring his fever dream Lexapro overdose fantasy to life. Today's delusion? A possible look at UBER in it's group test phase.

    Date: 10/02/25 Category: Assholes

  • Did You Lose A Bet?

    Short answer? Yes
    Shorter answer? Still yes

    Date: 09/26/25 Category: WTF