4:07 is the equalizer. That's the moment you realize cruising around town with a soft 6, in search of a solid 5 gets better results than TINDER can ever promise u.
What happens when you combine the Czech Republic with Gordon Ramsay's internship program, and secure funding from George Soros? uhh, I'll let you know after my parents unblock me after accidentally linking them to this video lmao
6 months into corona virus lockdowns and this guy may have very well come up with the best pastime yet. That is... until someone finds my recipe for Skittlebrau and starts hitting me with those sweet, sweet royalties. #callme Anheuser-Busch
If there's a line to be crossed, you can damn well guarantee a middle-aged white dude that collects empty barbecue sauce bottles to be the one stepping over it. ib4 the gofundme for her asshole gets removed for violating terms of service.
I'm not even sure what the hell is going on here. I see too much ink, Too little foresight and a modified hospital bed normally reserved for My 600 lb Life. No further info than that, so... time for some hashtags. #doublestandards #hetoo
the fuck did I just watch? These videos connect dots in my head and scrotum I never knew existed. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go shove pancake batter up my ass before fisting a transsexual on the beach in front of Walter White? moar
Walmart? Subway? Econolodge? That's right, all of your most affordable forms of food and entertainment come at a hidden cost. Tip of the day: Stay away from any dipping sauces that have the word tangy in the name. Original video HERE
Just go ahead and scroll to the 6:15 mark and ask yourself: "just what in the secret of monkey island miss cleo juju voodoo bullshit is going on here?" Because I did.
There's two pleasures I simply will never get to enjoy in life. Both include using my genitals as a wrecking ball, but only one involves this impressive creature.
Enter the strange world of MFC. Where internet prostitutes webcam models do weird shit for cyber money, like sexually teasing the local pizza delivery guy... Fun!
Dude's ding dong is so hefty, it comes with it's own numbing kit. Becky may have survived the initiation process... but something tells me the future sex tape will be peppered w/ the words ouch & emergency surgery & 1st degree domestic abuse.
Round 2 for the most depraved, fatherless, not afraid of having their tuna bowl fantasy exposed on social media, clout-chasers on the Internet today. Real deal independent women. The kind that pay for their birth control with Onlyfans subs.
Acquiring poon in 2020 is straight-forward: Swipe right on Tinder a few times and let the self-loathing begin. Unless you're from the same state that pumps out these kinds of misfits. Then you have to be a raging sex offender get creative.
Rebecca's first time in Stinktown USA proves memorable. For the guy trying to double-dip, not her. Binging Dr. Phil episodes is going to erase this memory faster than me getting permabanned from Home Depot for stress testing toilet displays.
This one is a classic but I'll leave you with the following: "She was allegedly told she would win a holiday for taking part in the sick game but the "prize" later turned out to be a $5 drink with the same name.". Read the full story HERE!
Rarely do I say this... but she is 1 crotch hair away from a Burger King Breakfast Bowl on my dime. Unfortunately my potato spud wouldn't make it past stroke 4.
Contrary to appearance, churning the cornhole cavern won't result in receiving a large order of spicy chicken nuggets. Proving yet again that you shouldn't believe stereotypes. It just leads to disappointment. And the faint aroma of burned metal.
Looks like classic #stoya content, but I could be wrong. The cucked out army of millennials that have mainstreamed this behavior always makes you wonder...
Up and cummer Isla Summer has her spotlight taken away by a guy that sounds like he knows the birthday of every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I don't approve.
Before today there were two things I was totally certain of. 1) West Virginia is the unwashed crotch of the US of A. And 2) $47.00 doesn't get you anywhere in Russia. I've been proved wrong once today, but there will be no duplication.
