Nipples like Steve Buscemi, fasion by Malboro and feet that can only be kept warm by Shaq's foot locker. idk about you but I already nutted 8 seconds ago.
Consider this my open letter to Lilly Ford: I will donate the entire $12.35 I made trying to trade a Krypto Kitty that had down syndrome to a local soup kitchen in exchange for one night of your time and the power tool of your choosing. Call me.
mackzjones: also known as the almost illegal 18-year-old answer to the TikTok/Porn crossover hybrid problem. Sadly, if this THOT juggernaut used any more filters on her selfies she'd be collecting royalties as an NPC in Cyberpunk.
Nearly 5" of solid mass split between 2 of Walmarts finest. If this don't encourage you to get your genitals blood tested on a semi-annual basis, I don't know wtf will.
The original file is fratparty.mp4 but that's obviously a misspelling. Judging by her bloodtype being Type-WhiteClaw, I bet that brapper was one harmony away from auditioning for American fucking Idol before she fell asleep in that bathtub.
Nothing says "committed girlfriend" quite like a limited case of whiplash Let's just say... this chicken head's probably seen more cock than an Alabama hen house.
Her dirt tulip is at maximum pucker, and smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in February - so what the fuck was she thinking? And more importantly, where is the apology video of him trying to justify this in front of a 240p TikTok green screen?
Forgot the 2004 fashion trend: All eyes on the human statue in the Atari shirt. I recommend enforcing a "must have a pulse to participate" requirement next time you want to document your 3-day weekend at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
The last time I saw a girl this desperate for attention in walking distance of a Taco Bell, I had to look up the Spanish words for "help", and "ambulance" and "bitch relax, I'll get you Baja Blast if my supreme combo comes with 2 drinks okay?"
Ever seen a professional cocksmith go from smiling to disgusted this quickly before? She's pretty good at hiding it but lemme tell you... it's all fun and games until you're face-to-gut with a man that has the sexual endurance of a sloth.
Just a PSA for those folks in Texas: This is that moment when your $30-per-night discount room ends up being the Herbert the Pervert's special pricing for fertile girls between the ages of 18-21, not the deal of the century you originally thought.
Women nowadays are scared to coast through a Dunkin Donuts drivethru without glazing their faces in 20 minute Youtube makeup tutorials. And then there's these girls... who run out of fucks to give after the 3rd Shirley Temple.
Yeah youre kinda hot... but the "anything goes" part of your quest for clout begins and fucking ends the moment your piss puddle cosplays as an alarm clock. #gag
In a society where your social tramp score can be measured by how many OnlyFans videos you've uploaded... you have to ask yourself why one would still seek the attention and risk of clam-bathing in front of strangers during rush hour.
Referring to that Guatemalan tire rotation she calls an ass. Sum bitch looks like he performed it crosseyed with whatever he found in a Home Depot dumpster lolol
Short of being a drug mule, I'm not sure how else this talent comes in handy. Never knowing the suffers of constipation maybe? An existance without fear of eating Kraft Singles 64-slices at a time... maybe that's the life for me after-all.
