Nothing says "committed girlfriend" quite like a limited case of whiplash Let's just say... this chicken head's probably seen more cock than an Alabama hen house.
Her dirt tulip is at maximum pucker, and smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in February - so what the fuck was she thinking? And more importantly, where is the apology video of him trying to justify this in front of a 240p TikTok green screen?
Skeptics are gonna have a fuckin field day with this one but try to be optimistic. It makes it much, much easier to manhandle your own ham candle. Trust me, brah.
I've seen girls do a lot of desperate shit just to keep their MFC accounts submerged in tokens... but putting a price ($25 lol) on your dignity to keep foot_sniffer69x entertained? That's a level of slut I hope to never meet IRL.
Forgot the 2004 fashion trend: All eyes on the human statue in the Atari shirt. I recommend enforcing a "must have a pulse to participate" requirement next time you want to document your 3-day weekend at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Just what in the Tennessee family reunion at Denny's is going the fuck on here? Without context, I'm not sure if this is amateur porn or the start of Covid-20.
The last time I saw a girl this desperate for attention in walking distance of a Taco Bell, I had to look up the Spanish words for "help", and "ambulance" and "bitch relax, I'll get you Baja Blast if my supreme combo comes with 2 drinks okay?"
Ever seen a professional cocksmith go from smiling to disgusted this quickly before? She's pretty good at hiding it but lemme tell you... it's all fun and games until you're face-to-gut with a man that has the sexual endurance of a sloth.
Just a PSA for those folks in Texas: This is that moment when your $30-per-night discount room ends up being the Herbert the Pervert's special pricing for fertile girls between the ages of 18-21, not the deal of the century you originally thought.
Women nowadays are scared to coast through a Dunkin Donuts drivethru without glazing their faces in 20 minute Youtube makeup tutorials. And then there's these girls... who run out of fucks to give after the 3rd Shirley Temple.
Yeah youre kinda hot... but the "anything goes" part of your quest for clout begins and fucking ends the moment your piss puddle cosplays as an alarm clock. #gag
The Southern Midwest: Some go for the affordable street narcotics. Others, to get a taste of poon that's seen the business-end of an auger more than once. Judging by the context of this homemade video: Our dude is hitting 2 birds with 1 stone.
In a society where your social tramp score can be measured by how many OnlyFans videos you've uploaded... you have to ask yourself why one would still seek the attention and risk of clam-bathing in front of strangers during rush hour.
