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  • Best. Buttsex. Ever.

    HIM: ready 4 tha pain?
    HER: que?
    HIM: INCOMING!
    HER: HEUURGRFEEEEMMFFFFFFF

    Date: 03/18/19 Views: 323,101 Category: Anal

  • Dating a Californian Girl

    Nothing says "committed relationship" quite like turning your girlfriend's slippery octopus into a communal act. Let's just say... there won't be a marriage proposal.

    Date: 03/10/19 Views: 258,492 Category: Cuck

  • Yes, that's His Real Cousin

    Sofia plops out a double serving of cantalope du jour & straight up doesn't give a fuck that a family member is within punching distance. The perfect woman exists.

    Date: 03/08/19 Views: 498,853 Category: Incest

  • Friday Night RUINED

    FUCK YOU GAVIN

    Date: 03/07/19 Views: 340,970 Category: Busted

  • 18-years-old and Confused

    show borbs and vargana or else milk truck arrive lasagna bitch. For 20 hours and then put my 1 feet pinus in your vegana. u will happy. wanna kiss ur panty. do milk

    Date: 03/06/19 Views: 250,039 Category: Bizarre

  • Too Easy

    I guess having sex isn't exactly considered "challenging" when someone has the alcohol tolerance of a vienna sausage. Lesson learned: Never try to impress a girl that's probably used the neighbor's cat as toilet paper. #germany #whydidifap

    Date: 03/01/19 Views: 423,059 Category: Assholes

  • Prom Night was LIT

    Pic #5 is what you want. Half cause she has masterfully paired an outfit together. Half cause it's the face of a girl who knows the solution to the 3 seashells puzzle.

    Date: 02/28/19 Views: 257,288 Category: Gallery

  • Something is Very, VERY Wrong

    The biggest downside of following an all-turnip and gluten free water diet? Your soy boy body produces less testosterone than a chipmunk's nutsac. Speaking of nutsacs - take that fucking thing to biology class & leave it there, Foreman. srsly

    Date: 02/17/19 Views: 266,740 Category: Bizarre

  • Meet My Future Wife

    50% Retardation
    100% Date material
    200% Restraining order

    Date: 02/16/19 Views: 210,430 Category: Derp

  • TBT: The UCD College Incident

    l e a c h e d

    Date: 02/14/19 Views: 270,063 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Welcome to Las Vegas

    I was going to say this is the best tourism video out there. Then I saw THIS

    Date: 02/08/19 Views: 300,765 Category: Public

  • Never Fuck This Girl's Boyfriend 1

    Adding battle scars to a girl that gave your boyfriend's sausage roll the ole' khlav kalash and getting it on video? Those are the best things you can live vicariously through the Internet & today 2 birds get killed with 1 Russian #metoo movement.

    Date: 02/06/19 Views: 280,841 Category: Russia

  • Magnificent Mother

    'i porked my mom' porn takes a turn for the acceptable when miss Cinn takes you back to a time when trading Charizard cards for Alf pogs made sense again. I fap.

    Date: 02/02/19 Views: 302,916 Category: MILF

  • World's Most Desperate 19-year-old

    Today we're going to learn 3 imporant things, so find your trapper keeper and listen closely: #1: Shamelessness is alive and well. #2: Usage of a pretty girl is negotiable. And #3: A guy shaped like GRU has seen more action than me today.

    Date: 02/01/19 Views: 373,101 Category: LMAO

  • Literally PERFECT

    More HERE, HERE and HERE

    Date: 01/27/19 Views: 276,212 Category: Hot

  • 5 Stellar Acts of Public Indecency

    girl #4 tho...

    Date: 01/25/19 Views: 362,271 Category: Slutty

  • Why/How is this Even Possible?

    Most chances of sexual activity flatline after being courted by Mike Myer's stunt double. Not in this guy's world. He refuses to let his disability hold him back and here I am wondering how I can translate all 4 Free Willy films into busting a nut.

    Date: 01/21/19 Views: 375,145 Category: Virgins

  • The Real Face of Regret

    Behold, the full version of this edit

    Date: 01/19/19 Views: 299,374 Category: Slutty

  • I Came 17 Times

    That might be Riley Reid. And I might have to come up with an explanation as to why my neighbor's cat is walking with a limp right now. #drugsdrugsdrugs

    Date: 01/14/19 Views: 267,417 Category: Bizarre

  • White Privilege

    Don't let the girth-to-length ratios fool you. These girls have zero respect for their reproductive systems and all surrounding upholstery. Such as illustrated by sloot @2:20 going down to the meat bag without as much as a pre-sodomy spit shine.

    Date: 01/13/19 Views: 269,834 Category: Beefy