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  • Endurance WIN

    Los Hermanos de Butt Sex have been assigned a mission: Leave no hole unfilled. Any first-year college girl can pull off a DP, but it takes a special kind of slut McNugget to endure this assault & live nightmare-free.

    Date: 12/31/14 Views: 202,477 Category: Groups

  • Mommy Ruins Sex Tape II

    He's got a 7.5 inch ham slammer and she dances like Jennifer Lopez after an afternoon at the gynecologist. Some people out there might say this cut off before the best part. I say mom did them a fucking favor.

    Date: 12/30/14 Views: 399,775 Category: Busted

  • Me and My Rubber Vagina

    For a minute there I was starting to lose faith in white female's ability to keep me entertained. Then I was introduced to a vagina with more bounce in it than Spalding has ever produced in 50 years. #WIN

    Date: 12/28/14 Views: 187,508 Category: Webcams

  • Hottest Arab Pornstar of all Time

    Congratulations! You just disobeyed 50 generations of strict sexual guidelines to give southern white males their biggest erections since the Michael Brown verdict.

    Date: 12/23/14 Views: 255,624 Category: Porn

  • Butthole Butterfly

    Crash course on how to turn your turd cutter into a perma-gaped coal mine. No CGI: Just a girl from Idaho that converted her fart pipe into a Dyson DC50. It's literally one Rosetta Stone away from communicating.

    Date: 12/13/14 Views: 228,961 Category: Fisting

  • Porn Acting so Bad... it's GOOD

    When all your knowledge of cinematography comes from Keanu Reeves, this is the result. I may have inadvertently just uncovered a new action genre even Jason Statham would be embarrassed to participate in.

    Date: 12/11/14 Views: 140,430 Category: Porn

  • Girlfriend of the Year

    Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?

    Date: 12/06/14 Views: 358,020 Category: Amateur

  • How NOT to Make a Guy Cum

    Raquel Balboa turns this guy's egg sac into her own personal speed bag. I mean straight up going Mr. Miyagi on his hangers without breaking a sweat. A video hasn't made me clench so tightly since this classic.

    Date: 12/05/14 Views: 188,561 Category: Ouch

  • The Mother of all White Girl Selfies

    Becky and the blind Guatemalan she hired to ink her orangutang booty have some explaining to do. I think it's best you find the nearest wood chipper and lower those cheeks into it. Even FEMA can't help you now.

    Date: 12/04/14 Views: 293,917 Category: WTF

  • Is this Hot or Repulsive?

    Her v-hole is capable of filling a solo cup quicker than a bar tap but when she goes maximum spread @ 9:27 it looks like the Predator on picture day. Do I fap or flee?

    Date: 11/25/14 Views: 190,681 Category: Squirting

  • Pornstar vs. Migrant Worker

    A no-questions asked handjob in the loading area of Bed Bath and Beyond would put the smile on any man's face... but not Carlos. Who shit in his Baja Chalupa?

    Date: 11/24/14 Views: 196,703 Category: Small Cocks

  • Bring Your Mom to Work Day

    I've never seen a video with Mia Malkova that made me question my erection, even when she's wearing her ass as a hat. But after edging myself through this scene...

    Date: 11/18/14 Views: 281,445 Category: Porn

  • I Fucking HATE Facials

    Can't really blame her. Dude's bush looks like the top of Eddie Murphy's head circa de Beverly Hills Cop 1. If you had to go face-to-egg bag with a nut sac that requires a hairnet, you'd be squinting pretty fucking hard too.

    Date: 11/17/14 Views: 184,778 Category: Fail

  • Award-Winning Public Masturbation

    Undoubtedly the most daring group of sex offenders this planet has ever seen. I must note though - nobody was hurt, fantasies were fulfilled and these girls got something to tweet about other than being fat. #WIN

    Date: 11/16/14 Views: 260,188 Category: Fappers

  • Worst Cock Ever

    Everybody is born with a gift. Clearly his is having the Optimus Prime of genitalia. Watch in utter amazement as nothing more than a single-handed choke hold transforms his Oscar Mayer into a portobello mushroom.

    Date: 11/09/14 Views: 311,838 Category: Bizarre

  • Asperger's & Double D's

    Additional chromosomes and fantastic genetics have combined forces for the greater good. How? Let's just put it this way: Boners will rise when you see her tits. Boners will (probably) deflate when you see this FACE.

    Date: 11/07/14 Views: 458,314 Category: Webcams

  • Cam Girl of the Century

    How/Why this female is stimulated enough to have an orgasm is beyond my knowledge. Her sexual partners include a ventriloquist dummy hung like Patrick Ewing and whatever 25,000 Dave n Buster coupons can buy.

    Date: 10/28/14 Views: 123,521 Category: Webcams

  • Room with a View

    Here's a hotel review I'd like to see on TripAdvisor: Conveniently adjacent to highway 45, where all westbound traffic can get a clear view of your battle-fatigued piss cutter. Consider my reservation booked.

    Date: 10/27/14 Views: 131,733 Category: Voyeur

  • Destruction by BBC

    3:00AM cuckolding session goes from good idea to I think I need a gynecologist as Darius Williams the 3rd repeatedly bulldozes Becky's reproductive system. Award-winning cries of fear @ 1:30, 7:16 and 16:55.

    Date: 10/24/14 Views: 320,007 Category: Big Dicks

  • From SWEET to WTF @ the 0:28 mark

    I'll bet 30 Pesos & all 3 self-taped VHS copies of House Party 2 that she spent more time teaching her tits to twerk than studying for that GED. A moral decision that will most definitely pay off at the next ICP concert.

    Date: 10/20/14 Views: 144,274 Category: Tattoos