Brag about the body count you paid for all you want bruh. If you're not turning all western vaginas into a bowl of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes, is it even worth it?
Impressive technique, but it's definitely not for beginners. Chances are you'll let loose near an active bus stop and catch one of the locals in the crossfire. It's called "The Cuban Waterslide" and I'm still paying the price for it to this day.
Dare to venture deeper inside this specimen's video collection and you'll be opening the forbidden door forever. I'm talking the kind of irreparable regret felt only by someone making it to the end credits of 2020's hit film Coffee & Kareem.
The golden age of unidentified attack cocks being deployed Russian Roulette style are long gone... until today. There's an entire channel of this shit HERE.
Clearly this chumpo prefers his women to be on the defensive, specifically ones that have the best set of ham hocks I've seen this side of Walmart's customer service line. I can promise this: its the greatest ICP-fan sex tape you'll see today.
Go ahead and scroll to the 1:56 mark. And fuck it, while you're there; Stay for 3:08. I can picture Burger King fighting White Castle to buy ad space between the two.
Enough mentally-ill fueled societal taboos so unprecedented, you'll have to rethink your entire post-Delta variant vacation. Don't be fooled by some of the smiles on these faces; Everybody was harmed during the making of this video.
Looks like the kind of video set up by a guy 1 bent Pokemon card away from a nervous breakdown, yet he's luring in A++ level tail. Lesson learned I guess. Never trust an AirBNB ad with the words my mom works nightfhit in the fine print.
Blatant use of PAWGism, Nokia flip phone pixelation and enough BBC to demand a licensing fee in the United Kingdom. In other words; This video has more substance than my toilet after a vegan dinner special. Watch twice, take notes.
So... this is how far we've come eh? Swapping wiener with your own bloodline, while a waterfall of strangers cheer you on with pocket change. Well shit ladies, I got $5 and a slightly used zesty ranch sauce packet if you can take this to level 2.
Unfuckinbelievable dimensions on some of these hog riders. Even pre-lockdown erections would be lined up around the block just to be in the same zip code as some of these high mileage spring loaded pudding hatches. A man needs names.
Good 'ole Chaturbate. It's like Twitch, but a bit more nudity and less dipshits that consider Among Us an Esports game. Also it has this incredible tanline/titty ratio.
Honestly I have no clue who Nina Zrenjanin is, nor do I feel like sacrificing 14 seconds to Google translate Swedish Yiddish into Americano. But judging by the amount of raw meat here, it's safe to say she's not famous for being vegan.
Midgets, Sex toys sponsored by Tim Allen and incestual blowjobs from a parallel dimension. I don't know if this is a video, or 4chan fever dream. More vids HERE
Somewhere (Germany) there must exist an OSHA violations video that involves a hydraulic press and whatever's left of this guys hammerhead of a chode. #betonit
Another entry for the museum of unintentional rectal breaching. 3.5 mins of backdoor bruising that white people should only experience inside the CHAZ zone. Only diff is the people in this vid actually put meat inside their bodies lol.
I'll leave you with some wisdom my acquaintance at Taco Bell bestowed upon me: Never underestimate a woman's will to feed. She might have the phenotype of a Midwest soccer mom... but when the adrenaline hits, watch the fuck out.
