Only one thing compliments the smooth stylings of a committed relationship; And that's getting more bang for your buck. As long as your GF's bestie circle does not go beyond the Walmart parking lot, ya dun gonna have good times.
It's kinda refreshing to see that tourism is still booming for our brothers below the equator. Now let's go ahead and get these gentleman under contract for the next Ghostbusters reboot. I'm seeing at least 103 inches of Oscar winners here.
Kinda off-topic; but whenever this girl pretends she's "getting caught" (every 13 seconds), her face instantly scrunches up and transforms into Michael Cera. Proof @ the 2:59 mark. Direct all body fluids accordingly. p.s. nice mother fucking tits.
Linking to the entire "tiktoknsfw" section . If any of these cringe machines think their performances are anything but an advertising vehicle for an OnlyFans account, I'd push to start DNA testing the parents. Lot of crossed genetics here.
Those are some really nice tits. So nice, you'd almost forget the double layer of huggies you'll have to rip through in order to access the clitoris. #HARDPASS
If anything at all, you should stick around for that second-to-last clip. I don't know who, what, where, when or why - but I'll say this: There is NO un-fuckin seeing it.
Seems these low-grade porn LARPers have acquired some certification from the Macho Man Randy Savage School of Acting? Back in my day this jobber would have laid down for the 3 count without a gimmick, and she would have liked it.
He's got a 6.5 inch ham hammer and she has the reactions of Betty White after spending an afternoon at the gynecologist. Some people out there might say this got cut off before the best part. I say mom did all of us a mother fucking favor.
Nipples like Steve Buscemi, fasion by Malboro and feet that can only be kept warm by Shaq's foot locker. idk about you but I already nutted 8 seconds ago.
Consider this my open letter to Lilly Ford: I will donate the entire $12.35 I made trying to trade a Krypto Kitty that had down syndrome to a local soup kitchen in exchange for one night of your time and the power tool of your choosing. Call me.
The original file is fratparty.mp4 but that's obviously a misspelling. Judging by her bloodtype being Type-WhiteClaw, I bet that brapper was one harmony away from auditioning for American fucking Idol before she fell asleep in that bathtub.
Forgot the 2004 fashion trend: All eyes on the human statue in the Atari shirt. I recommend enforcing a "must have a pulse to participate" requirement next time you want to document your 3-day weekend at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
The last time I saw a girl this desperate for attention in walking distance of a Taco Bell, I had to look up the Spanish words for "help", and "ambulance" and "bitch relax, I'll get you Baja Blast if my supreme combo comes with 2 drinks okay?"
Ever seen a professional cocksmith go from smiling to disgusted this quickly before? She's pretty good at hiding it but lemme tell you... it's all fun and games until you're face-to-gut with a man that has the sexual endurance of a sloth.
Just a PSA for those folks in Texas: This is that moment when your $30-per-night discount room ends up being the Herbert the Pervert's special pricing for fertile girls between the ages of 18-21, not the deal of the century you originally thought.
Yeah youre kinda hot... but the "anything goes" part of your quest for clout begins and fucking ends the moment your piss puddle cosplays as an alarm clock. #gag
The Southern Midwest: Some go for the affordable street narcotics. Others, to get a taste of poon that's seen the business-end of an auger more than once. Judging by the context of this homemade video: Our dude is hitting 2 birds with 1 stone.
Referring to that Guatemalan tire rotation she calls an ass. Sum bitch looks like he performed it crosseyed with whatever he found in a Home Depot dumpster lolol
