Imagine putting trust in a man that has been through this disaster and lived to tell the tale. Time for Alyssa to pack up those meatballs and reassess the future.
If that isn't the look of a girl that's said "i' use dijon mustard as lubricant with for neighbor's mailbox" at Thanksgiving dinner, u can slap my bag & call me Sally. Now flip her over - I don't think Lorenzo got enough AIDS during his first pump.
This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burns.
Emphasis on those gravity bags at 5:00 too. Jell-o has spent 100 years marketing physics like this and have failed miserably in comparison. Turns out all you need is a 1-bedroom apartment in Latvia and a c-section scar to make math fun again.
Keep an eye on the turd parked in the corner on the right side of your screen. After being denied physical contact multiple times his only recourse is a pity self-jerk as reality slowly punches him the face: Beavis & Butthead had a third friend.
The ultimate persuasion (see: 40+ reasons) to get you down to the clinic and tested for everything from butt crabs to wiener warts. Seriously, if doctors hung photos like this on the wall I would predict a 37% decline in controllable STDs.
What exactly is the relationship between having the base requirements for your own Discovery Channel special & malnourished white women? We need answers.
Personal gifts are a welcomed sight on Inhumanity, but this particular video isn't about the flaps of her hammy - It's about maximum capacity. That wizard sleeve goes deeper than Kanye West fan fiction & you can officially color me impressed.
Haven't seen that kind of disorientation in a white girl's eyes since Starbucks offered 2x points on a non-holiday. And much like inhaling $18.00 worth of overcooked coffee beans, a price will be paid for jamming that down her throat.
I'd critique the plot... but we are a lot closer to this reality than ever before. Also I want to save the laughter for when some rogue 4Chan hactivist starts swapping some stranger's blueprints with the Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump protocols.
Brag about the body count you paid for all you want bruh. If you're not turning all western vaginas into a bowl of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes, is it even worth it?
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Kinda off-topic; but whenever this girl pretends she's "getting caught" (every 13 seconds), her face instantly scrunches up and transforms into Michael Cera. Proof @ the 2:59 mark. Direct all body fluids accordingly. p.s. nice mother fucking tits.
I've seen girls do a lot of desperate shit just to keep their MFC accounts submerged in tokens... but putting a price ($25 lol) on your dignity to keep foot_sniffer69x entertained? That's a level of slut I hope to never meet IRL.
In what seems to be an effort to ultimately rent her asshole out as an airport hangar, siswet has once again pushed the envelope on what is considered 'regular rectology'. This time, taking Keemstar straight into the promised land.
The sequel in one website's crusade to help the world with an unspoken problem. The Machine is back, and this time; no cornhole will be spared. 1st VIDEO HERE
