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  • Winning at 18-years-old

    This happens when you swipe-right 6,000 consecutive times in a row. Eventually, a jackpot is hit. It's kinda like Atlantic City but with way less transferable diseases.

    Date: 02/28/20 Views: 235,941 Category: Hot

  • The Morning After

    Nothing peaks interest quite like alcohol-flavored women and their inability to stay fully clothed. So here's 30 of em. Specific interest should be given to girlie numero 3 who has miraculously made it through the night skidmark-free.

    Date: 02/26/20 Views: 329,847 Category: Fail

  • Your Coworker is a FREAK

    Not only do women work fewer hours than men, they choose different careers. Women are more interested in people, while men are more interested in things. They also take more browns to the Super Bowl than the NFL ever has in 98 years.

    Date: 02/25/20 Views: 324,803 Category: WTF

  • Virginity ANNIHILATED

    What happens when you let a Call of Duty YouTuber run wild with Windows Movie Maker and semi-legal pharmaceuticals? Sometimes a digital masterpiece like this. Other times, a restraining order that would make Joe Biden blush.

    Date: 02/24/20 Views: 231,791 Category: LMAO

  • A Family Affair

    Well with a title like that it really upgrades Portugal from "i don't even know where that is on the map" to i'll risk a coronavirus plane ride for a piece of that" for the average western citizen. Consider that your geography lesson for the day.

    Date: 02/23/20 Views: 640,407 Category: Incest

  • Mother Fuckin Bangers

    I'll save you some time: I don't know who girls #2, 5 or 7 are. But I do know we can thank the combination of Smirnoff and Snapchat to make this video possible.

    Date: 02/21/20 Views: 243,372 Category: Compilations

  • It's a Sensitive Subject

    Certainly no Scarlett Johnanson. But what she lacks in beauty and natural born talent, she makes up for in... well... jack shit. Girl is literally useless. Sitting there acting like she's being forced to watch Amy Schumer do standup at gunpoint.

    Date: 02/20/20 Views: 275,452 Category: Amateur

  • 12 Minutes into Coachella

    Overt use of pharmaceuticals, public squabblenecking, 60FPS cameras... this video is more well-rounded than the list of STDS on her Tinder profile. No kicker, but wat it lacks in surprises... it makes up for in the worst dirty talk you'll hear ever.

    Date: 02/17/20 Views: 313,034 Category: Drunk

  • Damaged Goods

    Nothing says "Brazil" quite like packing guns and ammo wherever you go lolol

    Date: 02/11/20 Views: 206,974 Category: WAT

  • McDonalds Manager BUSTED

    I've seen this hysteria before. The McRib comes back for 2 days and someone else is trying to sell you bargain beef in the parking lot for half the price. Listen closely Becky: Not now, Not ever. Now where the fuck is my Darkwing Duck happy meal?

    Date: 02/10/20 Views: 225,927 Category: Public

  • what are you doing eric?

    hmm

    Date: 02/07/20 Views: 721,866 Category: Incest

  • "im too pretty for porn"

    oh yeah, I've heard that one before. Same goes for prostitution and the night shift at White Castle. And they all end the same way: Full of grade-F beef and regrets.

    Date: 02/05/20 Views: 208,579 Category: Beefy

  • TikTok Has Ruined Porn

    Not relevant to the video. It just felt like the time to say it. More of these HERE

    Date: 02/04/20 Views: 244,594 Category: Compilations

  • well... that's a new one

    It's one thing to assume the position in public places. It's another to require an audience of full-bladder'd bar bros in the mother fucking men's bathroom just to keep your addiction going. Now somebody invite her to a women's march, STAT.

    Date: 02/03/20 Views: 294,260 Category: Slutty

  • "im not a hooker"

    Imagine swallowing enough beef to spiral the vegan community out of control, then proclaim it's not for the money. Here's a free tip: It might be more believable if you say it without the echo your butthole is emitting after doing that scene lol.

    Date: 02/02/20 Views: 440,622 Category: WTF

  • Tinder Date DGAF

    Right-swipe of the year takes a stroll down buttblast boulevard in an attempt to expand her reach on social media. Little weak TBH. I've seen assholes getting stretched wider than that in the comments under any given Logan Paul video.

    Date: 01/31/20 Views: 320,306 Category: Slutty

  • WHY'D YOU FUCK MY BOYFRIEND?

    She's not exactly equipped with the poker face of Clint Eastwood. So when the that wasnt a fart reaction washes over her, you know it's authentic. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I have involving Lizzo and all 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins

    Date: 01/30/20 Views: 383,840 Category: Busted

  • The Result of Fucking 10x a Day

    I'm sorry lady, but if you need half of Auto Zone crammed up your smurf box on top of a penis, you may be desensitized. Or from Vietnam. Dilation is important.

    Date: 01/28/20 Views: 230,697 Category: Webcams

  • The Last Girl I'd Expect

    This ones starts off as a painal video. But much like me during a theatrical release that stars Nicholas Cage, that only lasts about 18 seconds. From there on it's all pleasure. And by pleasure I mean screaming for olive oil-based lubricants.

    Date: 01/25/20 Views: 291,652 Category: Anal

  • Hookers are People too

    You don't have to be a Chad to experience double-fisted AIDS. But when I go STD Akimbo I seek out the discount bin for further savings. Ever get combo-blown by 2 girls with less teeth than a goldfish? Cause you can do it twice at these prices.

    Date: 01/22/20 Views: 290,542 Category: Voyeur