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  • Housekeeping Surprise

    Stalk her HERE
    Buy her videos HERE
    Get a restraining order HERE

    Date: 09/03/16 Views: 257,396 Category: Amateur

  • Delivery Boy Stunt BACKFIRES

    I'm all for women using their genitals to barter for pepperoni but for real, like G.I. Joe PSA kinda real, having your gooch rank lower on Abdul's priority list than a $3.00 tip has gotta hurt the feelies a little bit.

    Date: 08/28/16 Views: 224,763 Category: Pizza

  • EPIC Thrashing Orgasm (MUST WATCH)

    Ever witness a housewife buckin' like a Russian gymnast being bulldozed by Patrick Ewing? More importantly, who has a bigger penis: Kanye West or Lindsay Lohan?

    Date: 08/22/16 Views: 222,351 Category: WTF

  • The HARD Way

    This girl's resilience is certifiably insane. Submissive, low-maintenance personality too. I want to hug her. I want to punch her. I want to spoon all 74 zesty flavors of Ben & Jerry's out of her asshole. In that order.

    Date: 08/21/16 Views: 268,352 Category: Amateur

  • I'm sorry my 14 inch penis hurt you

    I've never seen this chick cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after seeing this, I'm not so sure.

    Date: 08/13/16 Views: 351,266 Category: Big Dicks

  • #LIFEGOALS

    I've seen some questionable shit in my 15+ years of Internetting. Venezuelan dolphin porn, sexually explicit photos of the girl from Precious, 2 minutes of 2016's Ghostbusters. But this? This gave my dick Alzheimer's.

    Date: 08/12/16 Views: 277,983 Category: Nasty

  • BUSTED!... but she keeps going?

    What can be said? She's an independent contractor, and he knows a once in a lifetime opportunity when he sees it. This really can't end any other way.

    Date: 08/07/16 Views: 308,839 Category: Hot

  • You'll never guess...

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned porn has officially jumped the shark dinosaur. Not even at the height of one of my patented LSD + Carl's Jr. wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this.

    Date: 08/03/16 Views: 254,139 Category: LMAO

  • It Finally Happened

    Today's society literally can't walk more than 10 feet without having to pull the phone out, and feverishly hunt Pokemon. It's a condition us folks in the medical community call cuntosis. But 1 girl just made it livable.

    Date: 08/01/16 Views: 214,648 Category: Gamers

  • Beta Male of the Century

    Tampax's new spokesman goes on a rampage.

    Date: 07/31/16 Views: 156,394 Category: Assholes

  • "Too late, I already filmed it!"

    Only 1 thing compliments the smooth stylings of progressive underground Serbian folk music: And that's getting more of a rash on your crotch from the guy you raw dogged, than the toilet. Ya dun good tonight, Babooshka.

    Date: 07/25/16 Views: 218,354 Category: Public

  • Public Affections II

    There's only 2 things I value in life more than quilted toilet paper. One involves napalm and celebrity home tours. The other is sexually frustrated women giving less than a fuck in public. Today I get 1 wish granted.

    Date: 07/17/16 Views: 375,263 Category: Gallery

  • Overconfident Girl Learns a Lesson

    If only he put as much effort in his camera equipment, as he did in forcing volcanic yogurt explosions, maybe we wouldn't be jacking off to Sega CD-quality full motion video right now. Up your game motherfucker.

    Date: 07/16/16 Views: 218,047 Category: Surprise

  • "DON'T FUCK MY ASS!" (guess what he does)

    From this angle it looks like dude is having sex with an eggplant. But after hearing this chunker bitch up more of a storm than a black woman getting short changed at Golden Corral, I have been convinced otherwise.

    Date: 07/15/16 Views: 365,261 Category: Anal

  • How NOT to Use Your Gigantic Penis

    You can brag about your 16 pounds of lethal weaponry all you want. If this is wat you choose to do with it, its about as useful as pack of Trojans to a Pokemon Go'r.

    Date: 07/14/16 Views: 197,941 Category: WTF

  • "DON'T FUCK MY FRIENDS"

    As if coming home to a dinner plate full of rice and fried octopus anus wasn't bad enough, Dik tu Small has to lay the smackdown on a woman that isn't content with a single spring roll. The hardships of the working man.

    Date: 07/09/16 Views: 245,123 Category: Busted

  • Receptionist of the Year

    Lunch break goes from puffin cigs, to toying tuna torpedos, as Pam Beesly all but guarantees this brodudeski's hotel stay ends in a 5-star YELP review.

    Date: 07/06/16 Views: 290,487 Category: Public

  • "IT WASN'T EVEN IN YET"

    Her i drive a Dodge Caravan & use coupons on Vagisil look is on-point. She's also in need of an orgasm from something not-battery powered. The 'early' chestnut evacuation at :44 is fake. Her IRL desperation is not.

    Date: 07/05/16 Views: 175,852 Category: Premature

  • How to End a Marriage

    Meet the Iggy Azalea of wife sharing. She honestly doesn't even need video. Just the audio of this life lesson is enough to moisten my Bugle Boy cut-offs.

    Date: 06/29/16 Views: 376,829 Category: Cuck

  • He Has No Idea What He's Doing

    He's got a unique look. Could almost pass for a greeter at an Aspergers-only Hollister. But the compliments end there, cause this being online only sunk his stock faster than Brexit. I can smell the suicide note from here.

    Date: 06/25/16 Views: 238,107 Category: Amateur