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  • "I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW NANCY"

    Today's Lesson: Halloween is not limited to 1 day on the calender, "Freddy Bangs White Girl" is more cannon than the last 4 movies combined, and watching a burn victim lay teh pipe is strangely erotic. Quiz tomorrow.

    Date: 04/14/16 Views: 204,332 Category: WTF

  • ALWAYS Tip Your Hotel Maids

    FACT: Men prefer a petite Hispanic with an anus full of fabric softener in their EconoLodge fantasies. Meet the exception: shes 30+, has tits like Deebo has lazy eyes and her policy on race-relation is top notch. More here

    Date: 04/13/16 Views: 353,977 Category: Slutty

  • Double Dippin'

    Shit lady, as much as I loved your stunt double work in Hatchet, I could've lived without seeing you contract a case of vaginitis. Damn near inverted my piss weasel.

    Date: 03/30/16 Views: 203,840 Category: Anal

  • Race Baiting FAIL

    See that last look on Becky's face? It's the "aw fuck, i shouldn't have skipped my shift at Baskin Robbins for this" look. lol, no shit girl. 1) Mocha Blasts are delicious. 2) your dumbass wouldn't be front page WSHH material.

    Date: 03/28/16 Views: 180,050 Category: Fights

  • Vegan Problems

    Cornelius-approved sex toy releases an unexpected bodily fluid, as the entire room watches in utter digust. She ends up completely embarrassed. You end up completely erect. Quote of the week heard at 4:45.

    Date: 03/23/16 Views: 196,973 Category: LMAO

  • Cry, baby

    This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about the orifice less traveled. Don't be misled by this man's apathy: Your love of hunting the backyard snapper dies here & now.

    Date: 03/16/16 Views: 218,743 Category: Anal

  • NOT Boyfriend of the Year

    She's not exactly equipped with the rectal capacity of Richard Simmons, but the real deal breaker is bitching in broken English. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Sofia Vergara and a billy goat.

    Date: 03/08/16 Views: 292,384 Category: Anal

  • Your porn application has been DENIED

    HIM: "We don't degrade you here"
    NOOB: ":)"
    HIM: [battery acid cumshot]
    NOOB: ":("

    Date: 03/05/16 Views: 415,295 Category: Facials

  • Meanwhile, on THAT part of the Internet...

    This DiCaprio-level actress isn't much for words, but her plight is pretty clear. Likely couldn't cut it as a Starbuck's barista and is now left making 'porn' that only appeals to guys that jack off to WWE. You'll fap.

    Date: 03/01/16 Views: 252,674 Category: Cringe

  • A Different Kind of Orgasm

    Japan-inspired remix involving serious g-spot stimulation and someone's first experience with Windows Movie maker goes horribly... right? Sounds like a direct spot in the Billboard 100 to me. And now I have a direct boner.

    Date: 02/28/16 Views: 277,857 Category: LMAO

  • Awkward Moments

    Had a fully torqued meat wrench going until I panned on down to #16. Looks like someone crossbred Aubrey Plaza with a chimpanzee then shit her out of Sarah Silverman. In other words: I only ejaculated twice.

    Date: 02/24/16 Views: 286,263 Category: Gallery

  • STD DENIED

    Maybe 'denied' is the wrong word, as it implies this shit faced Casanova was actually going to make contact before Deputy Dickbag appeared. It wasn't happening. Trust me. I've been to Burger King on a Friday night.

    Date: 02/18/16 Views: 147,328 Category: Busted

  • "Get used to it"

    Cornholing: It's the make-or-break moment in a girl's relationship. There's always fear, but with optimism like "relax", and "you thinking bout it 2 much" our homeboy Octavious turns out to be the Bob Ross of mud gloving.

    Date: 02/14/16 Views: 295,054 Category: Anal

  • HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

    Some wisdom I picked up during my 6 hour stakeout of a bathroom at a monster truck rally: You get what you pay for. And by the looks of these leather handbags, I'd say this bitch used Groupon at the time of service LOL.

    Date: 02/13/16 Views: 190,621 Category: WTF

  • DO NOT WANT

    Tojiro Kawasaki Jr can't find his safe space when an anchovy-scented stripper makes a beeline for his face, muff-first. 2 words lady: SUMMER'S EVE. Pick it up at your local pharmacy right next to the Pikachu enemas.

    Date: 02/07/16 Views: 154,686 Category: LMAO

  • Public Affections

    Confirmation #92 that you're a fully fledged slutaroonie: The douchebag quartet (pic #5) whip their cocks out in the corner of a bar, and rather than go Kung Fu Panda on them, you snap photos for Instagram. #NOFILTER

    Date: 01/31/16 Views: 248,387 Category: Gallery

  • Never fuck this girl's husband

    Luisa wrapped her bichano around the wrong chalupa, and now she's gonna pay. I haven't seen justice served so epicly since the time I took a shit in the Blockbuster video return slot. $1 rewind fee on a DVD my black ass.

    Date: 01/25/16 Views: 169,336 Category: Fights

  • The Annoying Roommate

    I wish Mr. White Shirt was a returning character in all casual sex videos. He's about as good at flirting as I am at convincing fat girls on TINDER that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter. Simply put: phenomenal.

    Date: 01/19/16 Views: 256,120 Category: Assholes

  • Kicked Out for Eating Pussy

    Sorry ladies. His sworn duty to uphold the integrity of Scuttlebutt's Twat Tavern > your breadbox munchies. TBH it's refreshing to know that women too can be cockblocked. It's all about equality on Inhumanity.com

    Date: 01/17/16 Views: 215,988 Category: Busted

  • Future Legend

    She's been gifted the oral capacity of a Meghan Trainor fan, yet keeps her chin count to a solid '1'. Perks: a.) balls-deep is standard b.) forgo any and all application approval for anything, ever c.) all the above. PROFILE.

    Date: 01/15/16 Views: 394,253 Category: Webcams