I'm thinking it might be best if you restrict your boyfriend from all documentary featuring Big Foot from now on. Either that or start fucking a lawn mower instead. It would probably be easier to explain those noises to the neighbors next time.
At barely 5 feet tall you're really risking full blown perineum detachment. Seriously; One miscalculated thrust to the fallopian tubes and your days of unassisted urination are out of the fucking window. You've been warned, Mia.
This one is for the homies that asked me wtf happened to that girl who looks like Sarah Palin crossbreed her with a gerbil? As fate would have it, not even a pandemic slowed down her quest to hate cum on a budget. Yikes and gadzooks.
Not since walking into an unlocked Red Lobster bathroom at closing time have I seen such disrespect for drug addicts. And just like the rest of the Internet watching, I am disgusted and have an unreasonable craving for buttered biscuits.
See that smile? I know that smile. That's the "I got 15 minutes to kill before Anthropologie needs me to mark up prices on the pinecone enema kits so let's make it quick" smile. The things you absorb after living in NYC for > 23 days.
Is there some sort of correlation between popular girls with SIMP armies and sex acts less interesting than Betty White getting 15 unsupervised minutes with a lawn sprinkler? These hype machines never seem to deliver. Prove me wrong?
Not even the worst thing this creature of the night has done either. She's the "self-proclaimed filthiest slut in the Centennial State" but I'm not sure how many uppercuts to the fallopian tubes it took to earn that title. More of ALEIGHA HERE
Not-so-amateur girl experiences all but necrophilia in a sex tape that would possibly raise the eyebrow of an Israeli commando. Pretty impressive stuff TBH, but still an entire galaxy away from the damage THIS WIDOWMAKER CAN DO.
Brag about the body count you paid for all you want bruh. If you're not turning all western vaginas into a bowl of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes, is it even worth it?
Clearly this chumpo prefers his women to be on the defensive, specifically ones that have the best set of ham hocks I've seen this side of Walmart's customer service line. I can promise this: its the greatest ICP-fan sex tape you'll see today.
Go ahead and scroll to the 1:56 mark. And fuck it, while you're there; Stay for 3:08. I can picture Burger King fighting White Castle to buy ad space between the two.
I'm not sure the whole 'gyrating like your uterus is getting jumped by a Ford F150' thing is still profitable. But fuck me running if it isn't entertaining. Strap a smock on the girl at 0:37 and Home Depot can kiss their paint mixing machines goodbye.
Beyond 19-years-old and doesn't know proper rectal entry positions. But what she lacks in anatomy, she makes up for in... well... nothing. The future spinal ruptures tell me we won't be seeing the sequel to "Karens Krapper: Volume 1.5" this year.
So... this is how far we've come eh? Swapping wiener with your own bloodline, while a waterfall of strangers cheer you on with pocket change. Well shit ladies, I got $5 and a slightly used zesty ranch sauce packet if you can take this to level 2.
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Apologies in advance for the misleading thumbnail. I just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page when it comes to defininig the word "titties" and how they should look as little like the ramp Tony Hawk hit his last Ollie 540 on.
